just like a bought one

Said just on completion of fixing or enhancing an item up to a standard that could be bought or purchased from a shop. Often has a tone of slight sarcasm regarding the fixed or enhanced item.

After fixing the broken chair leg with gaffa tape, Bob proudly said "Just like a bought one"...

by Wollinator February 20, 2008

having one off the wrist

Another way of saying I'm going to masterbate

I put a lock on your door so your mum can't catch you having one off the wrist

by Wanglerz July 23, 2017

Five Guys One Milkshake

Five guys one milkshake is the fine art of 5 men ejaculatong multiple times in a large glass. After multiple sessions of these men ejaculating in the glass they make a girl drink it. This method of insane erotica is commonly seen in
Pornography
Rihanna music videos

Keeping up with the Kardashians

Ellen

And is mostly used when a group of small white ninth graders try and make fun of you're typical blonde girl stereotype

"Yo dude we got that one girl to take part in a Five Guys One Milkshake orgy"

by Cloppingpony6969 May 12, 2016

Bop the one-eyed weasel

Verb: To Masturbate.

I just bopped the one-eyed weasel on your pillow last night.

'Bop the one-eyed weasel'? What's that?

Oh, nothing.

by soggy waffle December 17, 2009

make one's asshole pucker

To be excited, or nervous about something.

1) That new girl makes your asshole pucker, doesn't she?

2) Damnit, the exit exam is really making my asshole pucker!

3) The Patriots being in the Super Bowl finals can make one's asshole pucker, but it certainly doesn't pucker mine!

by Weeger January 21, 2008

good old one eye

slang for the purple headed warrior of love.

don't go down there, good old one eye is angry. When he gets agitated he sneezes love snot upon thee.

by good old one eye January 7, 2005

two girls one cup

A Video clip circulating the internet that depicts two girls involved in a sex act. Initially looks like a typical piece of girl-on-girl porn until one girl shits in a cup. Both girls then eat from the cup and procede to puke on each other.

After I watched 'two girls one cup' I wanted to burn my eyes out with a candle

by Gene Bryant November 22, 2007