cat shepherd

The second career for a straight modern feminist woman when she has rejected all men in her league, but "refuses to settle" and "knows her worth".

"Did you see Norma at the class reunion? she didn't come with a date, guess she's still single."
"I heard she was a cat shepherd now."

by Aurora Garnet June 10, 2022

Tapping the Cat

When a girl masturbates

"I'm gonna go tap the cat now"

Guy #1: "I heard Lynn was tapping the cat. What's that mean?"

Guy #2: "it's just another word for masturbating, man."

by iamyourdaddy6669 April 23, 2015

cat the pat

it was pat the cat until some random hobo decided to change it to cat the pat

and that random hobo was me

random 53 iq guy:cat the pat!

normal person:what

by B_ R_ U_ H October 29, 2021

Jiggle Belly Cat

A cat with a jiggle belly

Jiggle belly

Jiggle belly

Jiggle belly cat

Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle and jiggle
And jiggle belly
Jiggle belly caaaaaaaat
Jiggle belly

Jiggle belly

Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly cat
Ehhhhhhhhhhhh
Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle and jiggle
and jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
I said that's a jelly biggle cat
Biggle jelly
Jiggle belly
Biggle .................
Biggle jelly cat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
And a jiggle belly cat
That's a jiggle belly caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat :)
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly cat
and a jiggle belly cat
Jiggle bellyyyyyyyyy
And that's
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly caaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
A jiggle bel-ly cat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle Belly
Jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly cat's leaving meeeee :(

by Avenoul December 05, 2023

Jiggle Belly Cat

A cat with a jiggle belly

Jiggle belly

Jiggle belly

Jiggle belly cat

Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle and jiggle
And jiggle belly
Jiggle belly caaaaaaaat
Jiggle belly

Jiggle belly

Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly cat
Ehhhhhhhhhhhh
Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle and jiggle
and jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
I said that's a jelly biggle cat
Biggle jelly
Jiggle belly
Biggle .................
Biggle jelly cat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
And a jiggle belly cat
That's a jiggle belly caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat :)
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly cat
and a jiggle belly cat
Jiggle bellyyyyyyyyy
And that's
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly caaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
A jiggle bel-ly cat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle Belly
Jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly cat's leaving meeeee :(

by Avenoul December 05, 2023

Jiggle Belly Cat

A cat with jiggle belly

Jiggle belly

Jiggle belly

Jiggle belly cat

jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle and jiggle
and jiggle belly
Jiggle belly caaaaaaaat
Jiggle belly

Jiggle belly

Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly cat
Ehhhhhhhhhhhh
Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle and jiggle
and jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
I said that's a jelly biggle cat
Biggle jelly
Jiggle belly
Biggle .................
Biggle jelly cat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
And a jiggle belly cat
That's a jiggle belly caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat :)
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly cat
and a jiggle belly cat
Jiggle bellyyyyyyyyy
And that's
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly caaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
A jiggle bel-ly cat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle Belly
Jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly cat's leaving meeeee :(

by Avenoul December 05, 2023

Cat points

Cat points are something you give someone when referring to giving them pussy/vagina/sex.
You can also earn cat points if someone has good rizz or is complimenting you

Girl, you two were flirting so much, your going to give him your cat points soon.
Or
Yeah man, I was talking to her all night, think I earned some cat points

by Skettyflaps March 31, 2024