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Turbo mega cunt fucked

To get so heavily intoxicated that the participant's position on the space time continuum becomes fluid as he/she 'crosses over.'
Often associated with a complete blurring of the lines between life and death, gay and straight, able bodied and paralysed, and continent and not.
'Bro, I definitely won the 'drunkest man in Europe' award last night- I was so turbo mega cunt fucked that I crossed-over and woke up in a chicken coop felching a shop mannequin. The only thing that's going to shift this hangover is a masturbaywatch. Now, want to help me fuck this mannequin?'
by Anonymous submissions December 13, 2016
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boosh (dog cunt)

boosh (dog cunt)

a random sentence said out loud to make your mates piss them selfs laughing/or, said stright to someones face to start a fight
nathan;; go on, say it frank
frank;;boosh (dog cunt)!!!
nathan;;HAHAHAHAHA....

random;;what you lookin at!!
frank;;booOOSH DOG CUNT.
random;;ok, fuck face, lets GO!!
by BIG308 July 1, 2007
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smeared shit across the cunt

The act where a female wipes her shitty ass in a hurry and it smears across her vagina - befouling it.
She knew her night was ruined, she had smeared shit across the cunt.
by Zonal K June 28, 2018
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pussy bitch nigga cunt

A bitch ass nigga that acts gay and wishes he had a pussy usually named Rury
by Dope Ass White Nigga May 15, 2017
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dead set good cunt

One of the highest ranks given to a mate in Australian culture, if you are called this it means you’re apart of the elite group of dead set good cunts who make life’s worth living.
Oi did you see that bloke do a helping that old lady across the street, dead set good cunt.
by LynxAfrica January 17, 2018
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Katie Cunt Rag

Babygurl92700, tell her she's a cunt. call the cops on your own boyfriend. a dumb bitch who is a cunt and doesn't make sense cause she's a whore.
Babygurl92700: is that katie cunt rag?
kuntspiral: it must be cause she's calling the cops, for no reason.
kuntspiral: haha, just ignore her!
by Kuntspiral December 24, 2008
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cunt muncher

when you chomp on the girls cunt, and you make her bleed until she wants it more, but you dont give it to her, you make her complain until she gets it, then, then you give it to her.
so last night they nicknamed me the cunt muncher
by colton roedl August 29, 2010
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