Noun
1. A term to describe the physical condition in which a male of any species has one testicle at least 2.5 times the size of the other. The bigger of the 2 is called the "Gorilla Nut." The smaller of the 2 has not yet been defined and pales in comparison. This Gorilla Nut hangs much further down than the other and sometimes can even hang lower than the penis. There is no such thing as Gorilla Nut(s) because it only occurs in a lopsided or disproportionate nutsack.
1. A term to describe the physical condition in which a male of any species has one testicle at least 2.5 times the size of the other. The bigger of the 2 is called the "Gorilla Nut." The smaller of the 2 has not yet been defined and pales in comparison. This Gorilla Nut hangs much further down than the other and sometimes can even hang lower than the penis. There is no such thing as Gorilla Nut(s) because it only occurs in a lopsided or disproportionate nutsack.
by billebllunt December 10, 2013
Get the Gorilla Nutmug. Every time you bust a nut, it is for one or two reasons. Most people say that it is because it feels good or for the post-but clarity, but the nut-paradox adds depth to the psychology behind masturbation. The nut paradox states that, any given individual who busts a nut does it to feel good, but there may be lingering effects of melancholy that rise up within you. A masturbatory paradox, you came here for a good time, but then after you realize and think “damn, I am alone.” You then question why you are single, look at your life’s choices, and find a multitude of answers within seconds. But you’re still sad after that nut. The paradox comes that you derive pleasure, but emotional loneliness as you realize you can’t marry your right hand (but you can put a ring on it). In conclusion, are are all horny and sad
Person 1: I just experienced the best and worst nut of my life:
Person 2: That doesn’t make sense?
Person 1: Well, it was a fire nut, but then I was depressed and realized that I was alone. Then I listened to Gut’s theme on loop in the hot shower.
Person 2: Damn….
The nut-paradox is the feeling of regret and loneliness after a fat nut.
Person 2: That doesn’t make sense?
Person 1: Well, it was a fire nut, but then I was depressed and realized that I was alone. Then I listened to Gut’s theme on loop in the hot shower.
Person 2: Damn….
The nut-paradox is the feeling of regret and loneliness after a fat nut.
by averagebeanenjoyer February 10, 2022
Get the The Nut-Paradoxmug. This involves a male or female to reach into a males pants, and graving his nuts/balls/family jewels pulled out of a male’s pants. To where the person who intends to do this action upon this male can see male body part/nuts/balls/family jewels. Then starts to add pressure to the nuts/balls/family jewels In a squeezing motion, for 1 minute during this period of time the male would be on the ground in pain bagging you to stop.
I was camping with my friends and classmates as my friends went into my room and taped me to the ground and taped my moth up then started to giggle as I woke up me: “what are you guys doing” but only they could hear as one of my friends started to do a Nut squash
by Biggest brain December 11, 2022
Get the Nut squashmug. by (Sick handle) June 26, 2017
Get the nut punchmug. by 3 nut chase August 31, 2022
Get the 3 nut chasemug. The fine art of ejaculating onto a piece of toast and then spreading butter over the toast, thus mixing the cum and butter and delivering it to the enemy of the one who ejaculates.
by ThatAsianGutBuster December 25, 2015
Get the butter nuttingmug. 