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Flap Jack 

A new term used to describe Filipino people. It is not really offensive unless they take it to be. It contains two parts, the first being "Flap" which can be considered the 'other side' of "Flip" (Flip being a regular, shorter way to call a Filipino person), and the second being Jack, which is well, just a normal way to address ANYONE really...

So why does Flap Jack apply so well? The color of flap jacks, or more commonly known as pancakes, comes close to the color of someone originating from/has roots in the Philippines.
-"Hey Flap-Jack"
"Dude... STOP CALLING ME THAT."
-"You rather me call you Asian?"
"NO, DON'T CALL ME ANYTHING!"
-"Not even Flip?"
"NO- well.. fine, Flip is alright..."
-"Flip - Flap, FLAP JACK!"
"GAHHHH!!!"
Flap Jack by A-non-i-mouse May 12, 2006
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Cactus Jack

When you shave your pubes and wait til you grow back stubble. You then take your significant other's face and rub it vigorously on the stubble til they get a rash.
Dude the girl was a cock tease so I gave her a cactus Jack.
Cactus Jack by Gclipse December 23, 2009

Flap Jack 

When a man slaps his ball sack against his leg to make a snapping noise.
Dude I just had the loudest flap jack; it sounded like a fucking gunshot!
Flap Jack by GANGSTASS December 13, 2009

new jack 

Basically, just someone who isn't familiar with the scene. Someone who has a lot to learn in a particular area.
Dude, that kid isn't even fashioncore, he's wearing parachute pants! He's so not HxC.
new jack by Q-Tip McVicker July 7, 2004

surrey jack 

A Really dumb Indo-Canadian Gang Member with a very strange haircut (tiny spikes on the fron of his head).
Surrey Jack (banned), Not Surrey Jack (banned), and Indo-Canadian Gang Member.
surrey jack by Historymars December 15, 2008

Cracka Jack 

John is a cracka jack because he has a lil john

Flap Jack Surprise 

When one takes his/her soiled underwear and then precedes to take their underwear off, facing the soiled portion towards the other persons chest and slapping it on their chest.
"Did you hear about Sally getting a Flap Jack Surprise the other night from Tom?"