Wiffle Fart

a wet fart......usually sounding like you just did a crap in your pants. Usually caused by a sweating butt and a fart.

I'm having so much fun at the water park....what was that sound? Did you just do a wiffle fart?

by buttlicking machine 2000 December 15, 2011

fart baggin

Farting while tea baggin

"I am fart baggin your face!"

by the P.L.K. November 21, 2011

forum farting

The act of correcting someone else in a forum (internet or in real life) in a manner where no one else appreciates the correction other than the person doing correcting. Usually the person doing the correction is also factually incorrect.

I had to sit in on a meeting with the corporate executives today. They pretty much spent the whole time congratulating themselves on a job well done and forum farting on one another about technical details of a the project they understood poorly.

by cinnabunzable August 23, 2011

shimmy fart

v. to leave an akward event or situation.

Shit was about to get real, so they shimmy farted before the cops came.

by Faker He-Man September 7, 2011

fart parcels

When you walk about a room or area making lots of little farts one after the other while you walk.

"Oops, I've been leaving little fart parcels all around this room!"

by jambags38 September 26, 2011

farting snake

A bass clarinet.

That girl's great with the fish horn and the farting snake.

by pentozali October 5, 2011

spliced fart

A.k.a. "piggybank" or "cumulonimbus" fart. this uniquely-impressive anal-based audio-delight consists of a number of much-smaller farts that have been carefully "layered" or "stockpiled" inside Uranus, so that they create a single but super-humongous "eruption" whenever it is that you do decide to "let loose".

There are a number of reasons that one might create a spliced fart --- maybe you don't really produce all that much gas, and so you wanna really "make it count" on those comparatively-rare occasions when you do. Or perhaps you are a bit concerned about a certain place you are going and/or someone you are having to meet, and so you wanna "bring along a little spare ammo" just in case.

by QuacksO November 21, 2018