Pulled a moses

A friend that dips on you by being asleep he is often a midget and shares these qualities:
1) is a loser, often of near biblical proportions; a person classified as such tends to exhibit a plethora of annoying qualities.
2) Sometimes a slight homosexual.

Friend 1: yo haha i'm ready let's go out 😃
Friend 2:zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Friend 1: this fag just pulled a moses on me🙄

by Phata August 23, 2021

Pulling a joegamer

Pulling a joegamer refers to being trash at any given game at any given time with no improvement in sight.

Friend 1: Bro how do you shoot in this game
Friend 2: LEFT MOUSE BUTTON MAN, ITS BASIC KNOWLEDGE

Friend 1: oh sorry
Friend 2: you just pulled a joegamerpulling a joegamer

by sk3tchyboi March 6, 2022

Pulling a Fallon

When an unsuspecting sexually repressed male falls prey to a clever succubus type female, usually found on myspace, inducing him to have unprotected sex with her, only to magically find that some relatively short period later, she's pregnant and it "could" be his. Her "timeline" of previous sexual partners and ultrasound photos more than clearly cast a shadow of doubt on the aforementioned repressed male's less than legitimate claim to fatherhood. This is predated by a screening process whereby the female cleverly ascertains his accumulated wealth and propensity to not shy away from responsibility, including, but not limited to, fatherhood. The female usually has less than admirable career goals, usually working some dead end job at a mall store, turning the unsuspecting male into a de facto sugar daddy.

Dude, she is pulling a Fallon on his ass!

Yo bro, I wouldn't mess with that broad, she about to be pulling a Fallon on your trust fund ass.

I'd give her 3:1 odds shes pulling a Fallon on him.

by Will the Thrill Ferreira July 31, 2007

pulling a stephany

waiting for someone that won’t do anything until the last minute

Person A: „Hey, have you heard anything about Saturday?”
Person B: “No, shes pulling a Stephany”

by koolkids93 February 18, 2018

Pull-a-Paul

To drink so much cider that right mingers start looking attractive. You may then take them back to your house/hotel room and shag them senseless... only to wake up the next day with post orgasmic disgust.

Oh mate... dont get too drunk or you may pull-a-paul and go home with that minger!

by Turkish1982 October 21, 2010

pulling a micah

when you procrastinate to the point where you should fail but end up with a low B

girl you’re pulling a micah. good luck

by lizzie mcguire January 11, 2019

Pulling a Mike

To pull a Mike is for a man to pull out of a Devil's three-way.

"Yeah bro, Zach and I were double teaming last night, but he was pulling a Mike."

by hbk420 October 13, 2021