coloured shit

When you're super Ill and your shit comes out green

All of last week I was ill and every time I went to the toilet it was always a coloured shit.

by Coleby spaghetti July 29, 2015

Shit Sundae

When one unspools several rolls of asswipe into a toilet, and drops a deuce on top of it like a cherry.

Park worker: "Another day, another shit sundae."

by hotrodinvegas July 29, 2016

Shit Spooning

the act of getting so drunk you shit yourself and after face planting your bro spoons you

Dude you shit yourself and just fell on your face it's time for some shit spooning!!

by mrbigcock August 23, 2016

Shit Whiskers

The hairs in your butt crack that always track a little bit of poop when ever take a dump.

I had to thoroughly clean my razor after I shaved my shit whiskers.

by Diddle Jack October 5, 2016

Counter shit

A collection of items that exist on every kitchen counter. Including but not limited to: Toaster, blender, tea-kettle, coffee machine, paper towel roll, mail from last week, an almost-empty MacBook Air box containing a slap-bracelet, dirty dish-rags, etc.

Don't worry 'bout that spunk you laid on the backsplash, bro. It'll get hidden by all the counter shit.

by Schickenipple January 2, 2016

Shit Pause

When you go into a workplace bathroom as soon as you sit down someone walks in and you feel obligated to pause (and blow your nose, fidgit with your phone or cough) before relieving yourself until you hear the door swing shut

I am sick of having to shit pause every 30 seconds when some peckerhead walks in and takes forever to piss or just standing at the mirror.

by avanillafacedman January 27, 2016

shit a roo

In Australia, it is the morning event following a dinner of kangaroo stew.

Hey mate, after last nights delicious kangaroo stew, I just had to shit a roo.

by Trumpina November 25, 2018