Jacks golden shower

When you are having a shower with a loved one and one gets on their knees to receive urine over their body and in one’s mouth

Babe I thinks it’s time…
Are you sure you are ready for a jacks golden shower

Yes piss all over me

by Sillyboy123445 January 17, 2023

Kangaroo Jack

When you grab a girls ankles and jerk yourself off with her feet

I don’t love her if she isn’t down for a kangaroo jack.

by GreatestGuyAround November 2, 2025

Jack

A beautiful boy

Me: Damn jack is beautiful boy

by Jaxsonthereaper October 8, 2021

Jack

Jack has an IQ of >40 and can barely breathe without needing assistance of a machine. Somehow he managed to get less than 24% on the recent maths test and is also diabetic.

"Have you seen Jack anywhere?"
"No. He probably died from diabetes."

by ___jackisdumb__ June 19, 2019

Jack-cident

When a "slightly" overweight 8 year old boy named Jack(Jackson) defecates in his shorts with no underwear on, while trying to push out a fart.

While out with his family, Jackson pushed out a fart, but instead he pooped himself. "It was only a Jack-cident, buddy, his father told his sobbing son."

by GUTPILE March 28, 2021

Jack

A tranny gay boi. always super short so you probably won’t b able to see them so make sure u don’t trip over. there always ranga so they have short tempers and works at cactus JACKS.

see that shorty(probs can’t bc there that short) he’s ranga and dyslexic he’s a jack for sure

by Not a ranga April 22, 2019

Jack

Jack has the smallest wiener in the world. He performs incest with all his cousins and no girl actually likes him. All his friends are on payroll from his parents. Jacks whole life consists of bad breath and video games.

Jack is being weird

by Jmoney717 November 22, 2021