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Zoot

A larger than average penis.
"Hey bro, thats a sick zoot bro"
"Is an it bro?"
by Chedward360 March 15, 2022
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Zood

A Zood is a person who watches great injustices happen to long time acquaintances and takes the side of the offender in the situation and even becomes sexually attracted to them. We think all Zoods are male at this point but it could be a woman. We are just not sure if it is understood fully yet(probably because thats what "Zoods" repeat over and over. The most tell tale sign you have a "Zood" infront of you is its inability to avoid trash in all form much like a racoon only ugly (like mama beat you with the ugly stick and dropped you off on someones doorstep) and smells bad because it rolls in its own excrement as a mating ritual. If a "Zood" has picked its mate(mates are called Lawgremlins) and tried to start nesting, it is advised to approach with caution.
That whole group over there is no better then a pack of Zoods. I can't believe they believe a word that comes out of his mouth. Wait we got to close. Here comes a Zood!
by Chotic Rift April 17, 2022
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Zoot Suit

A slang phrase that originated from Austin, Texas which refers to an imaginary suit that measures how "zooted" (high on marijuana) one is. The term is commonly used shortly after someone smokes.
"You look like you've got your zoot suit on now"
or
"I've got on my Zoot Suit up to here" (While pointing somewhere on their body to indicate how much of the suit they're wearing)
by C4Effectz April 20, 2022
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Zooted

When your bitch ass forgot you got high you went to the dealership after taking 15 hits from a bong and accidentally bought a porche rammed it into some random dude at the corner store you walk over there for some beer they recognize you and you get shot 32 in the skull and everyone gangs up on you
BROOOOO I WAS ZOOTED LAST NIGHT AND IDK HOW TO FIX IT.
by Super cool word man April 24, 2022
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Zootopian

Means Ethiopian people who don’t know how to act
by Sh1kor1naa May 17, 2022
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Zooted

The feeling when you are perfectly high and can feel the clouds
Sage smoked so much, that they felt zooted beyond belief and felt the need to express so because of how zooted they are
by B04TS-N-H035 May 22, 2022
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zootwnta

an acronym for the popular rating method standing for “zero out of ten would not try again”
guy 1: “bro how did it go with that new girl?”
guy 2: “she’s wack💀 zootwnta😐”
by Earpli May 25, 2022
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