Cough one`s yogurt

to ejaculate, to cum , spurt etc

for the want of something to do one decided to Cough one`s yogurt over my other half`s face.

by Denis O`Shea October 27, 2006

Spinning yogurt

When a dude has already cum but keeps going.

A gentleman keeps spinning yogurt until the lady finishes as well.

by Lady Creep October 25, 2017

Forbidden Mango Yogurt

Sperm that is stored in a fridge and left to harden , after 3 months it turns into a yogurt consistency and is usually a mango yellow colour .

RC consumes forbidden Mango yogurt every night

by Roo-poo August 02, 2023

Yogurt Flakes

Yogurt Flakes occurs when ejaculate solidifies in the hair or body hair of a man or woman.

"eww sick man, got out of the hot tub at the gym and i was coated in yogurt flakes"

by chunk knuckle February 28, 2010

yogurt hole

Adj. : Describing a felatious vagina or anus that has been aggressively drenched with semen in such a way that the only way to describe it is a hole covered in yogurt.

"Did u see how i totally creampied that yogurt hole?"

"Ya you really covered that hole, whole!"

by Duck from the gunclub November 19, 2021

purple yogurt slinger

A very large penis that is bruised purple because of constant use, in a clit lip or a ass hole

That man has a huge purple yogurt slinger

by yoMamma June 15, 2015

Yogurt ass

Counterintuitive. Not a fit ass. An ass that jiggles and has the consistency of yogurt. The best kind. Jiggly and soft. Moves back at you.

She kept walking in front of me in Target, and she had a yogurt ass. It just jiggled and moved as it pleased.

by Mcgwicko April 18, 2021