screech my weasel

To take a exquisitely satisfying piss.

I got up after sleeping for 14 hours and immediately schreeched my weasel.

by fett alf June 15, 2004

Screech the Weasel

1) v. to masturbate, particularly used when referring to male masturbation.

2) v. to stimulate another's penis manually.

1) Did John come to school today?
-Nope, he decided to stay home
and screech the weasel to some
Czech transsexual porn.

2) She hit me in the face, so I
made her screech my weasel for
forgiveness.

Nota Bene : When used in the past tense, screech is not conjugated as "screeched," rather as "scroche," (pronounced "skROACH."
I heard Bob went over to Susan's.
Did they fool around?
-Nope, they just sat in separate
rooms all night and silently
scroche their respective weasels.
Ha, Bob gets no play.

by DasProfezzional May 4, 2005

cunt weasel

A pussy so nasty that you scream as if a weasel had jumped out.

DUDE, I almost shit my pants, stacy's cunt weasel was so nasty!

by Sean Doyle January 9, 2009

white weasel

This act is preformed by two men, usually gay. Man 'A' uses a little lotion to jerk himself off onto man 'B''s penis. Once this is done man 'A' then jerks off man 'B' using his cum.

Brandon is an expert at the white weasel.

by Doo Doo & Wipe October 23, 2008

steaming weasel

When you take a shit into a condom, freez it and fuck your girlfriend with it.

Gave her the old steaming weasel the other night.

by jduba336 July 29, 2009

pickle weasel

A girl who goes to college and loves the men. the men love her too. sexually. when she goes out to parties shes focused on the one and only garden veggie that will satisfy her needs THE PICKLE!
the term can also be used as a friendly nickname to demonstrate compassion and unconditional love.

Liza is the definition of a pickle weasel.
hey pickle weasel i found your panties on my floor.
hey pickle weasel you going to make it home tonight?
and so on and so forth.

by Liza B November 9, 2008

weasel mustache

When you cum a mouth and leave pubic hair all over the cum dumpster's upper lip, somewhat resembeling a peachfuzz mustache.

I gave her a weasel mustache, so hell no I didn't kiss her afterwards.

by JBizzum October 9, 2008