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squeezing ween

How come this floor isn't clean?
Because James was out back

"Squeezing ween".
by Clydexmusic May 13, 2022
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Green Ween

Green Ween
(n.) The act of dropping a shot of butterscotch schnapps into a pint of Guinness. The sweet, buttery warmth of the schnapps cuts through the thick, roasted bitterness of the stout in a way that has no right to work as well as it does. Named by someone who was either a genius or already four pints deep — possibly both.
"Bartender looked at me like I was insane, but after his first Green Ween he made three more."
"I came in for one Green Ween and woke up knowing the first names of everyone in the bar."
by RegalGreen February 22, 2026
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Ed’ Weenah

A kind loving person who cares for herself and others, an extremely selfless person who just brings light to places that are dark. She is loved by everyone and appreciates everything she has. She is super sweet while being tough as fuck. She is super sporty and very competitive. Extremely tall, any guy should be lucky to have such a gorgeous goddess like her. She knows her rights and holds her ground while being respectful. Cares for others before she cares for herself. If you’re ever sad she is the person to come to. When she is motivated to do something than she can do anything she can conquer the world if she were to put her mind to it. She is extremely intelligent but doesn’t like when you mimic her. She is very good with kids and is the perfect wife material. If you ever meet and Ed’ Weenah you should consider yourself lucky because she is a one of a kind.
Guy 1: Ooooh she’s fine
Guy 2: I bet I can make her be mine
Guy 3: That’s Ed’ Weenah she’s one of a kind
by Kahlmeier March 8, 2025
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Dad'ween

The one day of the year that people dress up as their dads.
And knock on their neighbours door, ually between rival families, and fight them for sweets
Julie: Are you going to Dad'ween this year?

Jim: No, last year I got punched, by Bill, so hard that my only adult tooth got buried in his knuckle.
I didn't even get the sweets...
by Phantom_T May 26, 2025
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Tugging the Ween

To fill time with activity.
Making time appear fast by occupying yourself.
Touching your genitals out of boredom.
Masturbation.
Meditation.
Jerry is so excited for space camp that he's been tugging his ween from morning until night.
Time flies when you're tugging the ween.
I'll just be tugging the ween until you're free from work.
by Pet_Goat January 20, 2016
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Hallo’s of Ween

The season of Jack-o-lanterns, costumes and Webs of Cob.
During the Hallo’s of Ween, I have many young children who get Cob Smacked by my Web of Cob at my house when they Stop by toTrick or Treat in their cute costumes.
by Horizonogre November 9, 2019
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Yankin the ween

When you are joking to someone, just "joshing" or "pulling your leg" can also be said as "I'm yakin your ween"
Also a common name for masturbation
"Holy fuck did you actually fuck my wife jimmy?"
"I'm just yankin the ween!"
"what the fuck jimmy"
by GangsterYodaMasterBaiter November 9, 2020
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