I just want to find 11,780 votes 

When a failure of a fake president gets caught trying to steal an election after accusing everyone of rigging the election against him.

Trump fan- Democratz are tryna steal diz elecshun!
Logical person- Haven't you heard the leaked audio tape? "‘I just want to find 11,780 votes’" President Trump
Trump fan- boy, datz fake news I tell ya!
Logical person- *Plays audio*
Trump fan- *crickets*

I just want to find 11,780 votes by Trump-Epstein_list_missing January 5, 2021

i want to kermit sewer slide 

a way to say you or someone you know you are almost ready to leave or a nonchalant way of saying kill me before I fuckin do it

friend: I want to Kermit sewer slide
me: I have a couple of weeks to save em

i want to kermit sewer slide by me just me i have no other cho April 21, 2019

I want to die. 

I want to die is a statement said mostly by internet memers saying they are exhausted or tired because of somebody or something's act, it doesn't mean suicide, it is just saying they are tired of it.

Felix : I want to die.

Grand : LMAO

I want to die. by Ebadlol June 30, 2020

I want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard

Something I really want to happen I could get a t-shirt or a tattoo where it says I Want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard go to one of her concerts and maybe get a chance to show her and see her reaction

I need to see Joan Jett in so I can show her that t-shirt saying I want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard

I want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard by Rock n roll with Ziggy May 8, 2022

i want your bod 

Means "Your body is so hawt I want to lick honey off of it", or means to compliment someone on their fine ass body.

bod=body

If someone has pecks or is uber hawt, say this.

Oh my God, BOBBY D! I WANT YOUR BOD!

Damn, that bod is hawt! I want it!

i want your bod by Suzie Q April 25, 2005

you know you want it 

A phrase where a desperate man is trying to seduce a girl so she can be another notch in the bedpost, but listen guys
cos ALL girls dont necessarily want it. It really pisses me off that you assume that all we want is sex or that "we say no but we really mean yes" it wont give up our doubts but it will give up our dreams (when you pressure us in the case of full-blown sex) so when we say no it MEANS no look it up in the goddamn dictionary.

Joe: ready to take the next step babe? (kisses Jill heavier and heavier)
Jill: I'm not ready yet, to give up my dreams of becoming a doctor we should wait a while, we're not mature for sex yet but when we are it'll be really special.
Joe: common you know you want it you prude
Jill: *slaps joe* grow up you pig and leaves joe with his right hand.

you know you want it by Hellen Wheels December 14, 2008

You don't want to know 

Seriously you don't want to know

Innocent child:what's does gay mean
Me:you don't want to know

You don't want to know by I can't come up with a name June 19, 2018