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California Waffle

When you shit in your roommates laptop and close it.
I just took a California waffle in Jakes MacBook, he's gonna be so pissed!
by Spagghetron April 1, 2017
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Toe Waffle

When one defecates in the shower and uses their foot to stomp it down the drain in a manner that makes the feces resemble a waffle in an iron.
Jake had to use the bathroom, but was too lazy to get out of the shower. so he made Toe Waffles.
by Anhilated247 October 12, 2021
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Piss-Waffle

A Derogatory term towards Americans, a mockery of 2 stereotypical favorites of Americans. "Piss" is referring to Piss Water or watered down beer, while the "Waffle" is referring to how most people in political power flip sides as easily as a Waffle for nothing more than gaining political favor.
"Oh great, here he is..." - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
"Oh, hello there, my name is--" - Politician in Washington D.C.
"NOPE! Fuck off ya Piss-Waffle!" - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
by ST0N3D_Y0G1 January 18, 2023
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waffle ironed

stoned, high, baked, kafackled, tripping
used to refer to how you are after you smoke any amount of weed
"Dude I'm so waffle ironed right now"
"Can we go get waffled ironed saturday night?"
by JewLay April 19, 2010
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Thot Waffle

The absolute worse guy/girl you can meet. Basically the encarnation of lucifer.
Omg that guy is such a thot waffle.
by TwM234 April 14, 2017
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Helga Waffle

The act of expelling mast amount of waffles out of ones vagina.
by WitchDr_SL November 19, 2017
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Wazzy waffle

A game performed by a close knit group of male friends involving one waffle, and 3-5 players. To prepare, everyone strips down until they are butt naked. Then all players start masturbating over the waffle. The goal of this activity is to ejaculate on to the waffle as quick as possible whoever cums last has to devour the semen drenched waffle completely.
Guy 1: what's wrong with Tristan he's been acting weird today.

Guy 2: Oh he just lost a game of Wazzy waffle earlier this morning, he'll be fine tomorrow.
by Wazzy the semen demon May 27, 2017
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