Vertical Planking

To vertical plank, to hang from a ledge/bar or any other things able to be gripped with the hand. Using only your hands, hang in a complete vertical position, elevating, as if standing. The higher/more dangerous the plank, the more skilled the plank.

™©® Vertical Planking, created by Benjamin Poletti

Credited to Alidad Aynetchi

"Hey Jonathan. Check it out I'm vertical planking off the side of this escalator. While going up!"

by DanteLillyTigger November 11, 2011

vertical plank

Like planking, a vertical planker stands as still and as straight as he/she can.

"Hey, Lukes standing like a dick again"
"No dude. He's just vertical planking"

by MrCockknuckles February 13, 2014

verticalitis

A serious need for bagging some vertical with wings, wheels or boards. For example skiing, longboarding or squirrel suit. Anything that involves going down a hill fast.

The only real cure for verticalitis is bombing hills on a longboard.

by KingKongDave May 15, 2015

vertozontal

A line which is both vertical and horizontal, disregarding the obvious brainfuck that is this contradiction. Note that this is explicitly NOT A FUCKING DIAGONAL LINE.

Guy 1: I'm really drunk right now. Is that the sun coming up over the horizon?
Guy2: No man, it's coming up over the vertical.. line thing
Guy1: Let's compromise; it's coming up over the diagonal!
Guy2: No you motherfucker, that is stupid. it's obviously coming up over the vertozontal line, or a vertozontorizon, if you will.

by Zearro June 6, 2015

vertically challanged

(Adj.)When you're too prideful to call yourself short, so you use this saying.

Guy: Sorry I didn't see you there, you're so short. *laughs*
Me: stfu I'm not short I'm vertically challanged 🖕🏿

by Notyouraveragehero April 21, 2016

vertical monkey mouth

The view of a vagial area that at a specific angle resembles the mouth of an animal of the arangatan family .

" Hey Frank did you see the VERTICAL MONKEY MOUTH on that sleezy stripper ,she should work at Arby's with them sleeves "

by CYPF. March 26, 2017

vertical line test

the way to determine if a relation is a function

A method to determine a relation is a function is a vertical line test

by Mary-Jane Parker February 20, 2018