Vegan Smash

Very boring, flavorless, unnurishing missionary sex with a condom on and no eating ass.

Friend: how was last night?
Me: vegan smash bro, wasted a condom bro and now I gotta wash my sheets. Ugh.

by SexDr69 October 12, 2019

Lunar Vegan

A type of vegan that only eats fruits and vegetables picked during a full moon. Principly from California.

Dude WTF I've got this vegan at table 12 that can't eat any nightshades and only eats veggies picked on a full Moon.... the Bitch is a Lunar Vegan!

by Vulgarvernacular January 22, 2017

Vegan Legit

ultra amazing spidey looking guy. So hot and can pull every girl within a 5 mile radius. Honestly if ur married stay away from him, coz once u see his glistening face there is no turniing back

vegan legit is ultra fineeeee. Pusshing peeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by Mr Rivinate August 3, 2022

that vegan teacher

a braindead vegan who makes countless attempts to forcing you to be vegan. she also makes bad comparisons. for example, she tries to compare a gay person being bullied to the making of a steak as dacept explains that said bad comparison.

bill: have you seen that vegan teacher's mcdonald's tiktok?
jim: yeah, if only she knew that is not how the world works.

by dagr8estgamer/rick animation March 1, 2022

Ex-vegan

A person who chooses not to be vegan anymore and decides to add animal products back into their diet. Many vegans quit veganism due to health problems or for other reasons which means the diet isn’t clearly working for them. Some ex-vegans have said they feel much better after going to back to eating animal products. Not everyone is able to thrive on a vegan diet. These people tend to get hate comments just because they want to add animal products back into their diet. Luckily, there’s also supportive vegans out there who actually respect ex-vegans who choose not to be vegan anymore.

Ex-vegan: I have decided to not be vegan anymore which means I have added animal products back into my diet.

by its mum not mom u american shi August 16, 2020

veggie vegan

A veggie vegan is a vegan that is usually mocked by his/her/their friends. But, these "Veggie Vegans" always stick to it and never give up on there vegan path.

"HAHAHAHAHAH these the VEGGIE VEGANNN!!!!!" (the dumb kid)
"I am happy with my life style choices!" (The veggie vegan.)

by The real VEGGIE VEGAN November 30, 2017

Instagram vegan

Someone who pretends to be something they are not on social media.

He posts alk the time about his clean living vegan lifestyle, but I saw him tucking into a lamb kebab after the pub shut last night. He's just an instagram vegan.

by janethepaint May 21, 2017