Valeria

Mujer perrona , siendo una verga en todo , buchona de closet

Valeria es bien verga

by La perris August 12, 2021

valeria

A valeria is a great friend. Shell always be there for you when you need her. She's also the person you wanna fuck. She's great at sex and loves feeling sexy. She's a great friend to keep for your whole life.

Damn valeria.

by pollnumber2 August 4, 2010

valentines day

a commercial holiday made up by women who couldn't deal with the fact that there's no holiday between christmas and easter.

valentines day made the entire population of non-commercial people feel like shit.

by katy February 18, 2007

Valedictorian

A kid who’s smart enough to realize how bad and rigged the school system is and how it hardly educates people at all, but is also smart enough to hide the fact that they know this, pretend to be an angel who’s entire life is school, and get really good grades, so they can get a scholarship into a good university, so they can get a really good job, so they can get a lot of moolah. And a lot of moolah puts you ahead of a lot of people in capitalist society and gives you a lot of benefits.

A valedictorian is the smartest person in the class, but not exactly in the way you’d expect.

by nlolhere June 25, 2020

Valentina

Valentina is a name where every man would want her because she is the most beautiful lady you will ever meet. She is from Belarus and is a russion name

I dream Valentina :)

she also loves people that are from morocco and from Ukraine and from Belarus

Valentina

by Nabil alidi February 20, 2015

Valentine's Day

A day that usually falls the week after your boyfriend/girlfriend has broken up with you.

Mark: Yo man, what you doing for Valentine's Day next week?

Steve: Shut the fuck up man, my girl just broke up with me.

by Maximus Decimus April 21, 2008

Skeeter Valentine

1. The best friend of Doug Funny on the popular kids cartoon.

2. When a man jizzes all over his girlfriend's chocolates and roses before presenting them to her on Valentine's Day.

Who the hell has the name "Doug Funny" and a best friend named "Skeeter Valentine"?

Jill: "So what did Dave get you for Valentine's day?!"
Karen: "Well, you know he's quite the charmer. He gave me a classic Skeeter Valentine."

by alexander devlin September 27, 2009