pink unicorn

1. A person that has both a penis and a vagina; a hermaphrodite.

2. A woman with an abnormally enlarged clitoris.

"Take off her pants and you'll see that Mabel is a pink unicorn."

by PinkUnicorn29 August 2, 2016

Unicorn Tears

A magical potion that does absolutely nothing, but is sought after nonetheless by suckers who never figured out that the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Step right up folks, we have here some vials of Unicorn Tears for the low, low price of $145. They are guaranteed to cure absolutely everything that could possibly ail you, just ask my associate, a former leper amputee who was saved by their magic. Get 'em quick, because we'll be leaving town in a hurry at about 3AM tomorrow morning.

by No Side Effects August 24, 2008

Unicorn Master

Owner or Master of all Unicorns. If this status is achieved, servants will bring bread and other nourishment for the Master to give to his unicorns.

Said the Unicorn Master, "I require bread for my friends."

by Kozworth April 14, 2008

Unicorn Food

Food that is too pretty to eat.

These cupcakes are unicorn food.

by Yet Another Chris March 10, 2011

Unicornific

A mix of the word Unicorn and terrific. It describes your feeling of being amazing or describing how amazing someone/something is. This means that you are a rare and very special. So since a Unicorn is so rare you must be one in a million. You should be honored to be called Unicornific!

This is such a Unicornific moment!

by SuperAttack November 22, 2011

Unicorn Blood

also known as Four Loko

Before we go into the club, lets pound some Unicorn Blood in the parking lot.

by MrLac August 6, 2011

Unicorn Penis

The #1 best thing to yell in a school hallway.
The #1 producer of glitter
The biggest damn penis you can find

That boy is such a Unicorn Penis.
Where did you get so much glitter? From a unicorn penis.

How do Unicorn Penis' rob banks? They jizz glitter in the police officers eyes.

by Jajajajajajajahahajajaja January 2, 2014