Lilo And Twitch

percocet addict.

I gotta serve these blues to Lilo and Twitch.

by Razu Pricne Golden May 10, 2012

Twit

A person known for using, or observed "twittering."

Jason and Jen are always twittering. They are such twits.

by TheGoosh March 30, 2009

TWIT

Someone who tweets using the massive communications sensation known as Twitter.

"Yo dude, you twit?"

"You know it."

"Cool."

"Cool."

by stevehappens March 3, 2009

twit of the first water

An idiot, particularly when refering to the total uselessness of the male species.

Example - "Don't worry about him. He's an enormous twit of the first water."

by Teh Vez0rz July 23, 2006

U-Twit

Someone who keeps submitting the same definition repeatedly to Urban Dictionary hoping to get published. Often a personal slam on someone they do not like, or a disgusting made-up sex act. Illiterate U-Twits, or IUTs, cannot even spell most of the words correctly when they bag on someone or make up a violent sexual act.

Jeff is such a U-Twit, he keeps posting on Urban Dictionary that Jane Smith is a totally skanky ho from who has gotten a (insert gross sex act) from every guy in school.

by ~Meg~ June 16, 2007

Twitchard

This is a name given to a person who is Extremely "PIKEY" or "SCUM" in nature and also suffers from a terrible twitch which could cause them to throw money all over the village shop or Inadvertently entertain school children on a bus.

"Wahey look at Twitchard go she's gonna smack someone with that hand in a minute!" or "Hey look over there, it's Richard and Twitchard!"

by Mellers April 24, 2004

titz ma grits

hey felix is titz ma grits

felix garcia is TITZ MA GRITS WITH HIS AZIAIN HOMIE OVEN MITS

by FELIX JOEL GARCIS, ANAHEIM CA October 16, 2008