Tucker

Extremely ginormous dong. Usually an athletic person with blue eyes. Tucker is very compassionate and a great lover in bed, the ladies can’t resist

Wow Tucker has a big penis I could barely fit it in my mouth

by Randingo1234 December 17, 2017

Tucker's Bowtie

Where a highly-improbable and sometimes *possible* conclusion is believed over much more probable conclusions due to a combination of either (a) Not wanting to recognize an inconvenient truth, and/or (b) Wanting the fantastical to be true.

Commonly the opposite to Occam's Razor.

Named after Tucker Carlson and the predisposition of conservatives to spew and believe in far-fetched conspiracy theories.

Person A: "I believe aliens are real!"

Person B: "You're committing a Tucker's Bowtie"

by JimothyJoeBob August 12, 2022

plum tuckered

Da feeling of utter exhaustion dat you get after majorly chowing down on Australian food dat's been prepared with copious quantities of luscious juicy purple "stool-softener" fruits.

Maybe if da landowner and da "troopers, one-two-three" has simply hidden and waited till da "jolly swag-man" had boiled da "jolly jumbuck" in his "billy" and then added some fresh lavender-colored oversize tree-berries to da pot, said "gleeful" stock-rustler would have been so "plum tuckered" after greedily devouring said fruit-embellished delicacy dat he could have been arrested and hauled off to jail, instead of simply running off and drowning himself in da billabong.

by QuacksO February 7, 2020

Brown Nose Tucker

When you tuck your dick between your legs and she sucks it from behind, while nosing your assailed as she sucks.

Got a hell of a Brown Nose Tucker last night at your mom.

by Johnny Bravolo July 8, 2021

Chris Tucker

When a man faces away from a female and tucks his penis between his legs, allowing his penis to be pointing backwards. He then reverse and penetrates the female.

Woman 1: How was your date?

Woman 2: It went well until he pulled a Chris Tucker.

by Henney Montana August 25, 2018

alabama tucker-noodle

When you tie your relative’s hands and feet together and then shove uncooked noodles into their rectal cavity, then proceed to remove it and eat it as she is giving you a blowjob.

Kaleb: Bro I had an Alabama Tucker-Noodle with my sister last night!
Quandale: No way dude so did I!

by BonahDrinkleyTheGigachad June 17, 2022

Tucker

A dope ass Mexican Native American juggalo with dyed red hair that’s so fine n gets all the bitches and has a massive wiener

Damnnn look at tucker he’s such a cool juggalo that gets all the bitches

by KingJuggla August 18, 2025