Troylet

n. A non-collegiate resident of Troy, NY displaying a complete lack of intelligence or social graces. Often the product of inbreeding. Parents may be sister and brother, sister and father, brother and mother, aunt and grandfather, etc. Is often identified by one or more of the following characteristics: obesity, blank facial expression, missing teeth, drooling, and extreme stench. Often a forth or fifth generation welfare recipient. Recreational activities include vandalism and other petty crimes. Make country folk from Appalachia seem urbane by comparison.

"I just ran over another Troylet. Oh well."
"That Troylet just peed on my car."
"She is a high class Troylet." (Referring to a teenage prostitute working out of the Super 8 motel.)
"I think I just found the missing link. Sorry, it was just a Troylet."
"Recent Amoeba research may shed some light on Troylet behavior."
"Now that is a Troylet's feast." (Referring to a full dumpster.)
"Troy wouldn't be nearly as bad were it not for the Troylets."
"She looks 90 years old and she is a great grandmother, but that Troylet is only 41 years old."

by Steve1111 December 11, 2008

troysum

somebody who really is a homosexual but doesnt want to tell any body because of the reaction he may get

"dude that kid is troysum"

by why are all the names taken? February 24, 2006

troyanthlawn

one cool motherfucker

troy is troyanthlawn

by troy king from spencer co. April 21, 2003

troytech

1) a series of complex events being utilized to unexpectedly crank out infinite awesome. 2) seemingly random events that lead to a win of epic proportions. 3) slowest but surest path to a win.

1) that guy is so troytech he is like a jedi! 2) im not kidding! he just walked up and grabbed a beer then she fell right into his hands! so troytech! 3) the troytech method is a pain, but we still won!

by troytech August 6, 2011

troytarded

An adjective used to describe a retarded action that likely would have been done by Troy.

What? You hit your finger for the third time with your hammer, man that's pretty Troytarded.

by bloopster August 18, 2018

Troyist

One who believes and worships the religion of Troyism .Troyist are known to surpass the intelligence level of humans. Troyist are servants to the one above all troy and will sacrifice at least one thing to troy a day.

me: what are you??
friend: Im a christian
me: pfffff lol im a troyist
friend: *runs*

by truthdefintion March 13, 2019

troymary

Someone who's being referred to a king. The most athletic and good looking in a group. Some who's name is known all throughout campus and some parts of the hood. People find that a troy mary person is very likeable and handsome. They believe him to be the smartest kid in class. A great athlete. A great person overall

Many people believe you should be the troymary of the group.

by xxjuniorx2003xx January 23, 2020