Troy is a fat cunt.
by Brodies mum October 8, 2020

After two centuries, Vlad began to tire of the nosfer a trois with Mina and Drozden, and moved his coffin to the spare bedroom.
by Zsombik October 4, 2022

Q: Why the fuck is there a Bunsen burner and a can of tinned spaghetti set up in the prep store
A: Troy Tingz man
A: Troy Tingz man
by Troy Tingz March 5, 2021

A mega sandwich created by inserting a Wendy's crispy chicken deluxe sandwich in between the beef patties of a Wendy's double stack sandwich. Aptly named due to the sexual congress of Chicken, Beef, and Bacon that takes place in your mouth. Similar in theory to the McGangBang, but better due to the addition of BACON! The trifecta is completed.
by DJ D Rail May 3, 2010

by Kachow42069 December 8, 2019

An Alaskan man, Troy… a ceiling fan man, likes feet and memes. Wants to stay in the garage and forge over going out with friends. Troy… Loves French fries never gets ice cream from Mac Donald’s because the machine “never” works. Troy… Lives in a small shitty morman town. Doesn’t date because all these bitches is hoes. Wears glasses, gets grumpy when touched, will let you play with his hair but do NOT touch his titty. Prefers to have rocks thrown at his man junk over getting his nip caressed. Is friends with mostly girls. Wears cow boy boots and an orange and grey hat that has knife and gun on it. Has a small mouth but sure can talk a lot. He is NOT FAT HE IS FLUFFY. Blows steam out ears when frustrated. Can be nice when he wants to. Only nice to ppl he doesn’t hate. That’s why he is mean to me hence why I am defining Troy… he is also smart and funny but puts to much pomade in his hair
by Daddy332 November 15, 2021

When children or pets are in the presence of a Troy and all common sense or discipline flies out the window and they become spastic not listening or behaving
Oh sorry about our dogs behavior he went Troy dumb ..or I apologize about the loud noises , my kids went Troy dumb .
by Dirtyshirt tee October 24, 2022
