Hang the towel

When something or someone sexually arouses you, making you able to hang a towel on a boner (like on that Eren naked figurine).

Those abs made me hang the towel.

by Kerfew July 4, 2022

masters towel

When you need to go #2 at Twin Lakes and resort to desperate measures. Keeping said towel in your bag while covering the odor with Febreze adds to the party.

Man, I had to pull out the masters towel on #7. I didn't even wash it.

by CWG0822 May 9, 2017

Toweles

To be cool

I am Toweles

by WHAT'S YOUR HANDLE? This is th March 21, 2022

Toweling

Toweling;

E.g (naked play fighting)

She wanted to give him a toweling but he just wanted to kiss her like a movie star!

by Big rod101 February 21, 2021

Towel

A towel, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

by Auntie Cleo July 4, 2019

alabama damp towel

When you fuck your dead mother’s corpse while a rooster watches. The act is complete when the rooster crows.

The way Clyde the rooster looked at me while I was performing an Alabama damp towel on my dead mom in that barn made me feel ashamed. But the way he crowed after I ejaculated made me feel proud. Now I just need to figure out where to bury her body.

by Constance Lingus February 13, 2022

Towel holder

A pretty girl that will hold your towel while you are out surfing.

Jenny wasn’t pretty enough to be a towel holder. She knew she was strictly an off-season girlfriend.

by Onid July 26, 2022