Nail Timber

Intense obsession with the look of one's toenails. Often shown by cutting them while doing something else, often with very freaky results. Most notably observed by June Drabble on her husband Ralph.

Beatrice: Yuck! Your feet are all sweaty. Don't be such a nail timber!

Ralph: But my toenails grew too long, I had to cut them!

Beatrice: That's freaky. Jogging and cutting your toenails - that just doesn't mix right.

Ralph: (scoffing) Oh yeah, well you try it Beatrice Middleton! We'll see if you're a nail timber someday!

Beatrice: (storming off) That's it! I'm gonna go run with Morris. At least he's not a nail timber like you!!!

by Dusty's Baby Powder October 23, 2010

biting timber

when one has a giant boner and a chick is giving a bj and she uses her teeth

ouch fuck she gave me a biting timber

by lou sanus 696969 December 5, 2011

a timberman

A nickname, mostly given on coding websites, implied in situations where programming code has been blatantly copied from the internet or other sources, with the intent to give recognition for the lack of proper coding skills.

"He skidded off that entire bot code from the internet, he is such a timberman."

by Cachey January 16, 2018

Finishing Timber

Slang for a toothpick

After a nice meal I need a finishing timber

by pussmeat July 31, 2019

asian timeline

the asian timeline is when your asian parents round the time to the nearest half hour or hour. they always round up.

asian timeline

time: 10:35
dad: what are you still doing up? it's 11:00!

by big asian man March 30, 2020

legacy timeline

The chronological sequence of events surrounding the Legacy discord server and the game attached to it on Roblox

The Legacy timeline is so confusing Rad!

by PaulioKing April 14, 2020

Justin timberlaked

To dance so incredibly smooth in any place, that spot in particular has now been Justin timberlaked.

He danced so well on the street that the street has now been Justin timberlaked.

by Flying sloth December 20, 2020