Tim Allen is known for being the destroyer of entire galaxies. He is most well known for his ability to destroy entire planets simply by playing reruns of home improvement. Because of this, Tim Allen is the number one interplanetary threat for most planets. His arch nemisis is Placado, Lord of the Seas and all its inhabitants.
Billy: Hey man i heard there was some kinda nuclear holocaust that wiped out the entire population of our planet last night whats up with that?
jack: oh yeah, that was tim allen. Someone was watching Santa Claus 3.
jack: oh yeah, that was tim allen. Someone was watching Santa Claus 3.
by Cult3 January 22, 2009
tim mcgraw is sooo fuckin sexy! his wife is soo pretty but i would defidently bang him! he has an amazing voice and the song "live like you were dying" is the best song ever!
by i heart tim June 24, 2005
by a bud February 17, 2005
when you completely fuck somthing over using no common sense .
pronounced TIMMMMMMMMMDDDEEERRRRR sounds like (TIMBER somthing that falls uncontrollably)
pronounced TIMMMMMMMMMDDDEEERRRRR sounds like (TIMBER somthing that falls uncontrollably)
Tim -I broke my beer bottle by you car
Chris -Nah thats alright
Tim -Nah i sweep it with my hand
Chris -He TIM-DER bud
Chris -Nah thats alright
Tim -Nah i sweep it with my hand
Chris -He TIM-DER bud
by wendal B January 08, 2014
by mike_james November 10, 2006
Tom foolery's older brother and the one he learned everything from. Tim foolery is also the best prankster ever and the funniest guy you will ever know.
He's such a Tim Foolery, I hear he's gonna ride his rocket skates around a loop-de-loop and over a shark and onto a boat that will fly to atlantis where he will meet the real President Obama who has been kidnapped and held by the atlantians since the first day he was elected. Yeah. Quite the Tim Foolery.
by Tim Foolery November 14, 2011
A fellow roblox GaMeR .
Man amongst giants.
Like bum play ;) .
Uses Furry tails and accessories to express his extreme level of ULTRA gae .
Shags the gae-est of sheeps
Man amongst giants.
Like bum play ;) .
Uses Furry tails and accessories to express his extreme level of ULTRA gae .
Shags the gae-est of sheeps
by JUBBA DA HUTT December 03, 2018