schlongs in thongs

An amusing way to refer to male transvestites and pre-op transexuals, in the same vein as other rhyming or alliterative means of alleviating the ridiculousness of encountering men who are so psychologically damaged that they believe they are actually women trapped in men's bodies, because no-one has bothered to explain to them that they have X and Y chromosomes whereas women have only X chromosomes, and that their assertion that they are female is therefore medically and scientifically impossible.

See also:
chicks with dicks, cocks in frocks, sluts with nuts, dames with dongs, women with wangs, girls with grapes, princesses with penises, mums with plums, lads in lingerie, gals with balls, boys with boobs

I have an annual subscription to Schlongs in Thongs.

by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011

Thong

simply the hottest piece of clothing a chick can wear. hott as hell.

take off the thong and lets see if it gets better.

by martin! April 9, 2006

Thong

An undergarment for use at parties etc.
An external garment for use in Music Videos. (see: Britney Spears)

-Pull up your damn pants, I can see your thong.
-Somebody set us up the thong.

by Dr. Horatio MacTavish January 12, 2002

Man thong

A man thong is a male undergarment, typically worn by gay people. The front has a pouch to hold in your junk, and the back has a thin strap designed to look sexy! A thong is the second most sexy underwear behind the jock strap.

Look at his man thong, that is the sexiest underwear I have ever seen!

He is totally gay.
How do you know?
Because he is wearing that sexy man thong!

by Gaytwink15 July 4, 2017

throning

to send a text, update your facebook, twitter, myspace or any other internet social network status while sitting upon the toilet.

i was throning my facebook status when all of a sudden it was time to flush.

by shatz mcnasty December 16, 2009

Damp Thong

The captial city of the great country of Vagiant.

I was born in Damp Thong, Vagiant.
The President lives in a large pink boat in the captial city of Damp Thong.

by D - H April 15, 2008

thong

the best piece of clothing a woman could have one....makes a girl 10 times sexier

That girls ass looks good in a thong.

by hollaback75 May 13, 2005