Scooped

UK slang for when you're chatting up a girl, and their friends decide that she's not for you, so they 'scoop' her away.

I was chatting up a girl the other day but her mates we're having none of it. I got totally scooped!

by the scooper August 26, 2021

scooped mids

A phrase typically associated with 90s death metal guitars. It is used to describe a guitar sound that has had midrange frequencies removed to create a more sinister and crisp tonality.

Bruh the guitar on that album sounds crushing with those scooped mids.

by Bass_emperor22 September 3, 2022

Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.

If I’m really tired and feel the urge for a tug, I alway do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to look for tissues and just fall asleep right after.

by anonymous July 29, 2022

Scottdale Poop n' Scoop

When your roommate or friend sneaks up on you while your sleeping and gets you to orgasm through rectal insertion without you waking up.

Aw man my roommate gave me the ol' Scottdale Poop n' Scoop last night and I've never woken up more refreshed.

by anonymous January 29, 2022

Corn Scoop

The act of a man sticking his uncircumcised penis into somebody’s asshole and scooping out some corn. The man then takes his penis and feeds the corn back to the other person or a third party.

Last night was Mexican night, so I corn scooped my Girlfriend.

by Palehorse28 August 18, 2025

Scoops

When someone fingers someone else and uses their nail to “scratch” the wall.

“ Daren gave me scoops last night and it was amazing”

by L mauve July 12, 2022

get ya a scoop

Telling someone that they are retarded. Also it can be defined as dumb ass people who think they're funny, but they're not.

Bubby I think you need to get ya a scoop.

by Shaving hairy April 6, 2017