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Castro's Lap Dog

When a bastard son with a shitty accent and gay haircut tries to turn a democracy into Communist country whilst hiding behind a pandemic and his door.
Hey look over there, isn't that Trued... Nevermind. That's Castro's Lap Dog.
by Indifferent justice March 21, 2022
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Satan’s Lap

Satan’s lap is a creepypasta that was created during the “Rancheoning Era” (August 2021 - November 2021). Created by Jake Hensen, HoggariousridderousIII and Terminator Gossamer. It is a spot on a concrete bench that has stained Ranch tar and mold believed to be a portal to hell.
A dawg, u tryna add contributions to satan’s lap?”
by HoggariousridderoushammerousII January 27, 2022
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Cat-Lap

A Victorian society term used scornfully/sarcastically by drinkers of strong beer and other liquors to refer to tea and coffee.
I'll take a beer. I'm not into that Cat-Lap like the people you might be used to seeing around here.”
by C L G January 31, 2021
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on crimson lap

thicc gaymer gave lap dance on CRIMSON LAP!!
by jett javed January 31, 2021
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crap lap

The sexual act where the woman starts doing anal and right when the man orgasm she shits on his lap
Man me and my girl tried the crap lap it was awesome
by yeetusfeetus February 7, 2021
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lap

guy 1: guy lap my side nah
guy 2: no p I dey my way
by rancky March 31, 2021
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Lap

“You lap b*tch!”
by Mia Avion April 10, 2021
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