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Frosting the Donut 

A sex act in which a guy masturbates using the hole of a donut and his cum lands on the top, and then a girl eats it.
"Dude, did you hear? They were caught out behind a donut shop frosting the donut!"
"Dude, that girl's crazy!"
Frosting the Donut by Keledine December 27, 2011

Make peace with the donkey 

PHRASE:
To accept one's fate. To give in to the inevitable.
From an old saying of unknown origin.
"Fate is a stubborn mule; sometimes you've got to give in and make peace with the donkey."
"Joe decided to make peace with the donkey and accept his punishment like a man."
"There's no point in living in the past. Make peace with the donkey and get on with your life."

The Donnie Darko 

The Donnie Darko: act of spreading ones butt cheeks to place asshole on the nose, typically to a sleeping victim; A new act of brown nosing
The Donnie Darkobrowneye
The Donnie Darko by cardinalcam December 13, 2009

Powder the Donuts 

Excessive coating of the genital region with baby power to avoid male chafing.
If we plan on hiking in tomorrow 95 degree weather, you'd better Powder the Donuts or you'll be walking bowlegged all the way back.
Powder the Donuts by slappynappy August 25, 2013

scanning the donkey

When a person glances at a male crotch to appraise its significance.
Treance was on grinder scanning the donkey for the weakened... Or I was scanning the donkey this random guy sent me.

going supreme with the donuts 

1. to make the good donut even better
2. to take something which is already opulent, not give a goddamn fuck, and make it even more opulent
3. to recognize your own excessive impulses and embrace them, thereby, turning it up to 11
4. a phrase derived from Paula Deen, wherein she decides to make her donuts even more opulent (cf. KFC-Krispy Kreme Double Down combination sandwich)
5. to admit that you want it all, right here, right now
6. a phrase akin to Withnail's assertion in "Withnail and I" that "We want the finest wines available to humanity! And we want them now!"
If a man were to walk into an ice cream parlor and order a large double chocolate chip ice cream with nuts and an extra chocolate dip, his girlfriend, might say, "Hey, you're gonna get fat. Just get a small vanilla." He would then say, "Bietch, I go supreme on the donuts."

If the same man were to walk into the ice cream parlor and repeat the same scenario except this time three MILFs approached he and his girlfriend and asked if they wanted to have an orgy in the middle of the ocean, the man would say, "We're doing it and we're doing it in the middle of the BP oil spill." His girlfriend would say, "Let's just go to a river and do it." But the boyfriend would reply correctly, "Bietch, I go supreme with the donuts!"

Nota: All uses of "going supreme with the donuts" are correct insofar as the action which is about to be performed reaches the outer limits of awesomness.