I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Me too bro UGH

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

by Inni84 November 3, 2023

Chest Johnnies

Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).

"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."

"Hey, did you see her tits?"

"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."

by walkin-dead December 4, 2011

Chest Shitter

A person in the act of shitting on ones chest

I'm about to go online and find me a good chest shitter.

by Urmomsugly24 April 11, 2019

Fruity Pebbles on her chest

When you piss on a girls chest and kidney stones come out at the same time

Yo bro how are things with Judy going

She put a restraining order on me after I spilled some “Fruity pebbles on her chest”

I’m dating your mom

by Jaquarious March 18, 2022

chest cuddles

When youre on your back with someone laying ontop of you, predominantly using your chest as a pillow.

I prefer chest cuddles over spooning

by Realboy69 February 25, 2021

Chest Pain

Chest Pain: an idiom designated to describe the pain caused by a broken heart, named from the tightness in the chest that the event of heartbreak creates.

The most common occurrence of this form of chest pain is the death of a loved one or emotional separation from friends, family or partners.

Person 1: "You didn’t show up to the gathering last night. Is everything alright?"
Person 2: "Yeah… just couldn’t handle it. I get chest pain thinking about going to parties - it reminds me of... her."

by ennojohan_music June 13, 2025

Sea Chest

1. A woman’s large breasts.
2. A woman who has large breast.

1. Katy Perry has a admirable Sea Chest.
2. Dam I could drown in her Sea Chest.

by Poop poop 69 November 15, 2020