A white female who embodies the epitome of unoriginality. She will post photos on Instagram and snapchat that include selfies with the caption “I woke up like this”, and pictures of her girlfriends with drinks in their hands, followed by the caption “girl squad.” Her Snapchats and instagrams are filled with selfies, pictures of food (at the most popular restaurant in the city), and will always go out of her way to capture every moment on video or photo just so she can post it on her social media. Essentially, she lives to post pictures, rather than actually enjoying the moment in real life. In reality, she’s most likely not enjoying the moment, and needs to be liked by everybody.
She goes to yoga and makes sure she snapchats a photo of herself with her yoga pants on, and the words on her shirt that say “namaste” or “rosé all day” or “yoga, starbucks, coffee, wine.” She is a follower, keeps up to date on every single mainstream thing; music, clothes, hair, makeup, shoes, accessories, etc.
On most days, you will see her wearing leggings, and oversized sweater, a north face, a sweatshirt with the ‘PENN STATE’ or any other college written across it, or, a Victoria’s Secret ‘pink’ sweatshirt, paired with ugg boots, oversized sunglasses, hair is either long and straughtended (with or without extensions) or in a “messy bun” which actually took her an hour to achieve. She will also have a Starbucks cup in her hand, with a Kate Spade or Michael Kors purse on her shoulder.
She goes to yoga and makes sure she snapchats a photo of herself with her yoga pants on, and the words on her shirt that say “namaste” or “rosé all day” or “yoga, starbucks, coffee, wine.” She is a follower, keeps up to date on every single mainstream thing; music, clothes, hair, makeup, shoes, accessories, etc.
On most days, you will see her wearing leggings, and oversized sweater, a north face, a sweatshirt with the ‘PENN STATE’ or any other college written across it, or, a Victoria’s Secret ‘pink’ sweatshirt, paired with ugg boots, oversized sunglasses, hair is either long and straughtended (with or without extensions) or in a “messy bun” which actually took her an hour to achieve. She will also have a Starbucks cup in her hand, with a Kate Spade or Michael Kors purse on her shoulder.
The couple sitting next to me on the plane were both Jackies. They kept on taking selfies, which included them kissing, the girl doing the ‘kissy’ face, kissing her boyfriend’s cheek and vice versa. She then said to her boyfriend “babe, make sure you ‘like’ the picture of us that I’m about to post on insta.”
by It’s Britney Bitch December 25, 2017
Get the Jackiemug. I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight
And when he ask me what position
I say, “doggystyle”
(And when he ask me what position
I say, “doggystyle”)
But the fact is
I can never get off of his fat d^^k
And all that they can ask is
“I just wanna smack it” (I just wanna smack it)
Pre-Chorus
Here’s what the fact is
He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, Yuh Yuh)
Asshole in a casket
Chorus
So you can see I’m cummin’
But you won’t see me nuttin’
I’ll just keep on suckin’, I’m good (Yeah, I’m good)
And if he sucks my glizzy
I will become dizzy
But it keeps us busy, I’m good (Yeah, I’m good)
I’ve been twerking for boys for so long
I’vе been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw’s been hurting for so, so long it’s real
So long, it’s real, so long, it’s real
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight
And when he ask me what position
I say, “doggystyle”
(And when he ask me what position
I say, “doggystyle”)
But the fact is
I can never get off of his fat d^^k
And all that they can ask is
“I just wanna smack it” (I just wanna smack it)
Pre-Chorus
Here’s what the fact is
He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, Yuh Yuh)
Asshole in a casket
Chorus
So you can see I’m cummin’
But you won’t see me nuttin’
I’ll just keep on suckin’, I’m good (Yeah, I’m good)
And if he sucks my glizzy
I will become dizzy
But it keeps us busy, I’m good (Yeah, I’m good)
I’ve been twerking for boys for so long
I’vе been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw’s been hurting for so, so long it’s real
So long, it’s real, so long, it’s real
by 45354875237853275879r532ucvywf January 24, 2022
Get the Jackymug. by Tigress_555 February 11, 2021
Get the Jackiemug. Jacki is a fresh lookin specimen. She has dirty blonde hair, green eyes, and is short. She's always fiddling something and is always on her phone. She's shy at first but once you get to know he she's crazy and fun. She always has fresh clothes like gucci,Nike,and supreme. Jacki grew up in the hood but now she's rich. She's obsessed with the newest shoes and always knows what's the shit.
"Did you hear Jacki got the latest Balenciaga shoes?"
"Yeah, she also got a full supreme outfit."
"That hoe rich"
"Yeah, she also got a full supreme outfit."
"That hoe rich"
by _thesarahhart November 19, 2018
Get the Jackimug. When a girl is upside down on ropes with her legs spread and gets a 10 inch dildo in her asshole then gets fisted down her vagina until she creams 3 times and then the guy sucks up the guice from her vagina and drinks it in a milkshake
Guy 1: me and my wife had a lovely Jackie chans forbidden milkshake last night
Guy 2: how did it tase
Guy 1: like cherrys
Guy 2: how did it tase
Guy 1: like cherrys
by Ugly dogs June 17, 2021
Get the Jackie chans forbidden milkshakemug. Are you ready to go? Yes, wait, I have to run upstairs, I forgot something... she just pulling a Jackie...
by Rickster 2201 July 7, 2018
Get the Pulling a Jackiemug. The act of standing at the edge of the map waiting or spamming in the popular video game Super Smash Bros Ultímate
Gabriel was being a jackie as he sat in the corner waiting for the fight to be over just do he can do in and get the final hits in to win
by DogGoesWoof June 15, 2022
Get the Jackiemug.