hog masturbator

A hog masturbator is someone who masturbates Harley motorcycles ("hogs").

A most unfortunate habit.

Sniffy the Pinhead, a known hog masturbator, was whacking off a Harley when a lug wrench hit him just above the ear.

He hang on for a half hour, twitching and drooling, before he mercifully passed away.

by scodder May 24, 2010

bitch hog

Your mom

Damn your mom is a real bitch hog!

by fanatic pup May 2, 2014

Hog humper

A type of stubbly, unkempt beard, as worn by back-woodsmen, hicks, men from isolated, backwards rural areas that like having sex with pigs. Similar to the one worn by 'Shaggy' in Scobby-Doo.

Wow - check out that guys hog humper!

Ifun yours goin' t' court tomorrow - best shave off that hog humper boy!

Dang - watch that weldin' torch Earl! Damn near just sit fire to your hog humper!

by Little Lord Schmuck September 1, 2013

Boof Hog

One whomst hogs the boof

Humphrey: gingys a boof hog
Chief: I know but Jacob spend no time on that stove

by Humphry69 November 19, 2018

HOG Daddy

Harley Davidson rider’s version of a Mack Daddy

“He’s the HOG Daddy of that biker club!”

by Roadrunner 503 March 10, 2019

Cock Hog

A cock hog is a woman that wants all the cock to herself. It doesn’t necessarily need to in a orgy style fashion, although she certainly would want to dominate in that scenario as well. Sometimes it can be a matter of just not letting another woman get the attention of a man.

Daisy is a real cock hog. She fucked Ricky at the party the other night and then blew Jimmy cause she was jealous he was flirting with another woman. She wants all the attention to herself.

by Dogger Dude May 21, 2021

Hog Vault

Its a place where the members of hogtopia keep their most prized possessions such as netherite, books, diamonds, emotionally attached to items, and most importantly, the hog bible

Ktaei: but that in the hog vault

AwesomeZ: yep quick!

by Ktaei March 24, 2021