tending ones' patch

tending ones' marijuana crop

nurturing where one gets' money (oasis, etc)

tending ones' patch is important, until the end!!

at work, it is is wise to be seen tending ones' patch

tending ones' patch makes good business sense!!

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

Tenzing

Basically when your computer is freezes or is loading.

I need a new computer! My computer is so slow it keeps tenzing or Hold on it’s tenzing

by ABOLOUR December 8, 2017

Texting Story

A story thats like a novel but you do it by texts. Mostly can be found in youtube.

Gojo Deku
Madara Deku
Rogue Naruto

Naruto x Fem Kurama

Deku x (your favorite mha girl/OC)
Heartbroken Takemichi

etc Texting Story

by Aihko2 December 3, 2021

triangle texting

when you talk to someone three different ways at the same time, keeping up the conversation. eg. on facebook, sms, msn, calling them, talking to their face.

steph (facebook) : omgg ssaraah!
sarah (sms) :what!?!
steph (textplus) : we are triangle texting!!!!!
sarah (sms) : aww yeah!
(5 minutes later)
steph (facebook) : wait, what did you say? lets stay on one program, im so confused!

by charmander05 January 13, 2011

Zombie Texting

Not to be confused with drunk texting, this is texting random friends in the middle of the night when you are stone sober and cannot sleep in the hopes of finding someone else awake to amuse and entertain you. Usually you look like crap because you are exhausted, cannot sleep, so you are a bit scarey.

Unable to sleep Randy picked up his cell phone and zombie texting Luke at 3am to see if he too might be awake.

by MarviMarti June 21, 2011

Chinese texting

Texting without one's corrective lenses, often resulting in gross misspellings and nonsensical sentences, and seen by others (politically incorrectly) as having an Asian/Chinese appearance due to squinting.

Jeff: "Do I want your bone? WTF?"
Scott: "Oh, sorry man, I was Chinese texting and it autofilled."

by Leem37 January 18, 2013

Pony Express Texting

When you text someone, then hours later they FINALLY text you back

Mike: Want to do something today?
...5+ hours later
Jordan: like what?
Mike: Sushi?
...45 minutes later
Jordan: Ok!
Mike: you know you do pony express texting right?
Jordan: shut up! Lol

by sheldon91 April 22, 2011