Taylor

A person with split personalities, not very attractive but there eego is out the door. Awkward body shape with nipples the size of LARGE pepperoni. Wears to much makeup that doesn't match with what they wear. LOVES attention, major attentionwhore, and will do WHATEVER it takes to be in the spotlight. Will often brag about how much money they have.. obsessed with horses, rather annoying.

Dude: Omg look horses!
Girl: Don't say that!! A wild Taylor will come out and annoy you!!

Girl: Hey! Whats your name?
Girl (2): Taylor...
Girl: EWWWW. Go away.

by BigScaryBlueCats November 2, 2011

taylor

a pale asian looking guy with a hint of norwegian. very prone to acne breakouts and is not a good partner to have kids with unless you want the kids to have very large noses. easily prone to constipation unless they eat veggies. is usually dumped. has terrible fashion sense and a strange fetish with red boardshorts.

"Ew. You're such a taylorrr!"

by silverSPY June 2, 2009

Taylor

A Taylor is someone who acts like a little bitch. They are constantly angry at everything for no reason. They are often associated with sucking dick all the time and often have weird llama fetishes. They always try to impress people making fun of others but just look stupid because their jokes are never funny

Dude, you were such a Taylor yesterday!
Quit being a little Taylor.

by Llama Jesus October 3, 2013

Taylor

People with this last name will shag your nan

He's a bloody Taylor he will shag ya nan

by The Fucker 69 October 13, 2016

Taylor

A guy who says the wrong thing or gets angry at you and flips out, hurting you and making you cry 10 times in 2 minutes when you reread the texts. Basically a guy who hurts you with his words.

Person A: Did you hear? _______ is crying.

Person B: Yeah, I know. It's Taylor's fault, he said the wrong thing.

by #hurt March 13, 2016

Taylor

A werido

*skips around*

"that girl is a Taylor "
"yup"

by Taylor yup June 27, 2017

Taylor

A white whore with no friends what so ever. She is harsh, rude, and lies about being things like depressed. She deserves to die and be raped to death. Lots of the people who read this will agree, so I thought of telling the truth. She is a ho that will steal your man and hurt him into not dating you or, anyone, in fact. Don't be like Taylor. You will never be the same again.

see that whore over there?

Yeah. She's such a Taylor.

by U-raitor June 6, 2017