Coconut Mall

Something that is overly-complicated and overly theorised, but is actually simple.
Not to be confused with the Mario kart thingy
This shit is not hard at all like they said. This is a coconut mall.
by Guibif September 21, 2021
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Maserati Mall Rat

One who resides in a mall for at least one month to obtain a Maserati.
"Oh he's a dirty Maserati Mall Rat stay away from him Timmy."
by Z@NDER April 30, 2024
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Mall Walkers

mall walkers (noun, informal,)
/ˈmɔ l ˌwɔ kərz/
1. A term for old geezers who use shopping malls as a walking track, often seen as aimless or out of place by younger mall-goers.

Origin: A stereotype born from the common practice of seniors hitting a certain age where walking in malls becomes more appealing that walking outside.
"Ugh, the mall walkers are clogging up the aisles again."
by JaredCrombie November 25, 2024
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Mall Grizzly

It's a bear that patrols malls, often catching bad shoppers and putting them in mall jails. One of many mall cop animals.
Ralph: It's been a rough day. The mall grizzly out here is really crazy.

Emily: Do you think we can trap them? We need some honey.

Ralph: No, mall grizzlies don't eat honey, they eat money!!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 09, 2010
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Mall Grizzly

It's a bear that patrols malls, often catching bad shoppers and putting them in mall jails. One of many mall cop animals.
Ralph: It's been a rough day. The mall grizzly out here is really crazy.

Emily: Do you think we can trap them? We need some honey.

Ralph: No, mall grizzlies don't eat honey, they eat money!!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 09, 2010
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Black Mall

The intermediary stage between an active, vibrant mall and a dead mall. As a mall declines and the property value decreases, recognizable chain stores leave and niche black-owned businesses take over while half of the mall remains empty. Usually criminal incidents at the mall increase as well. The best thing at black malls are their food courts.
Man, it's so weird hearing about how Capitol Court was the place to be in the 60's and 70's. When I was growing up in the 90's, it was a black mall. And now, it doesn't even exist anymore. Such is life.
by Wendy Wheelchair February 28, 2025
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Mall Fatigue

When, after the massive amount of time spent in a mall for the holidays, people shop at any location, even if it is a location with worse customer service, provided it is a standalone store.
I would go visit those guys at the Verizon Kiosk in the mall, since they're more knowledgeable in their products, but this mall fatigue is killing me. I'll just go to that other store.
by ThatVerizonGuy December 28, 2016
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