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Mall Fatigue

When, after the massive amount of time spent in a mall for the holidays, people shop at any location, even if it is a location with worse customer service, provided it is a standalone store.
I would go visit those guys at the Verizon Kiosk in the mall, since they're more knowledgeable in their products, but this mall fatigue is killing me. I'll just go to that other store.
by ThatVerizonGuy December 28, 2016
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Mall Hop

When you enter a mall and cannot leave before you have consumed an alcoholic beverage at each vendor within the mall, (networks of malls).
Wanna leave work early and mall hop?

What happened on your last mall hop?
by Professor Foil April 28, 2022
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Mall Walkers

mall walkers (noun, informal,)
/ˈmɔ l ˌwɔ kərz/
1. A term for old geezers who use shopping malls as a walking track, often seen as aimless or out of place by younger mall-goers.

Origin: A stereotype born from the common practice of seniors hitting a certain age where walking in malls becomes more appealing that walking outside.
"Ugh, the mall walkers are clogging up the aisles again."
by JaredCrombie November 25, 2024
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Dead Mall Theory

Dead Mall Theory posits a multifaceted critique of modern consumerism and the evolving landscape of digital and physical spaces. Drawing inspiration from the eerie aesthetic of the Backrooms and the nostalgic satire of vaporwave Micro-culture, it explores the decline of traditional malls as emblematic of broader societal shifts.
At its core, Dead Mall Theory echoes the sentiment of the Dead Internet Theory, suggesting that just as malls become "dead" when anchor stores vanish, online spaces are increasingly dominated by bots and AI-generated content, displacing genuine human interaction and agency. This convergence reflects the erosion of authentic connection and the commodification of both physical and virtual environments under the pressures of mass production and consumer capitalism.
I love walking along these halls, such a calming atmosphere but this place isn't making money so dead mall theory is in full effect. I have memories of playing in this spot at the arcade as a kid. Now the movie theatre is gone and the food court is half empty.
by Nukem6 May 4, 2024
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Galleria Mall

A Canadian mall in a Polish suburb

& it's technically not a "Mall"
Dey built dat Galleria Mall where da Leonard Post useta be dere.
(Canadian English example: They closed the Sears in the Galleria Mall eh.)
by kingo April 4, 2019
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Mall Flop

A title given to excellent officers of the law.
Mall flop was outstanding at his job today.
by DiscoMiscoChisco March 15, 2022
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The Official Dabloon Mall

Dabloon Mall

**Dabloon Mall** is a virtual marketplace and community hub on TikTok. Created by @poisonous and @ThePowermoveGodOfficial / Yessine, it's a vibrant world with diverse characters and goods.

### Overview

Dabloon Mall immerses users in a whimsical environment with charming characters, from workers to enigmatic figures. The mall offers items for purchase using Dabloons, the platform's virtual currency. Gifting Dabloons fosters community engagement.

### Marketplace and Lore

Dabloon Mall is TikTok's premier marketplace, showcasing creators' products. The emporium holds hidden lore that enriches user experience.

#### Hidden Lore and Unraveling Mysteries

Dabloon Mall's hidden lore captivates with cryptic clues and narrative fragments. Users collaborate to uncover interconnected stories beyond commerce.

Enthusiasts decode the lore, driven by passion. Notably, YouTube's MatPat explores Dabloon Mall's mysteries, sparking discussions and theories.

### Employment Opportunities

Dabloon Mall offers virtual employment. Users engage as part of the workforce, forging connections in the dynamic virtual environment.

### Joining the Dabloon Mall Family

Follow @theofficialdabloon.mall on TikTok to join the community. Explore updates, events, and interactions. Discover merchandise, narratives, and lore.

Dabloon Mall thrives on creativity, collaboration, and community spirit. Users dive into an imaginative realm where commerce, culture, and hidden lore intertwine.
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by NoOneCallsMeYesBen August 19, 2023
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