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the Hickory Switch

While engaged in "doggy-style" sex, a man withdraws his penis from the woman's vagina, grasps it by the base of the shaft and slaps it against the woman's butt cheek, mimicking the act of corporal punishment with a hickory switch.
Instead of impregnating his wife, Ronald instead chose to finish with the Hickory Switch and stained the comforter.
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Bait and Switch

When a girl stops putting out after she's married. Girls will act as though they are sexually liberated and always up for it, then once the guy is locked in they turn into a frigid prude.
Guy - "my wife used to be up for all kinds of kinky shit all the time when we were dating. Then we got married and it all stopped; I haven't had a blow job in 2 years."

Friend - "looks like she pulled the old bait and switch on you bro. Bitches be doing that to get a ring on it"
Bait and Switch by Fullcore December 28, 2013

Bitch Switch 

The word/phrase, action, or topic that makes a girl act like a bitch.
Kate really flipped Elayna's bitch switch when she brought up last year's Homecoming dance.
Bitch Switch by Proud Boyfriend September 18, 2010

Dick Switch 

A man's natural and involuntary reaction to being liked by a chick who's, ugly, fat, both, or has some other quality that would make a relationship with her a terrible thing. When the dick switch is flipped, as the name suggests, the guy will start acting like a dick/asshole to try to get the ugo/fatty/both/other chick to stop liking him.
Here's a text conversation after the Dick Switch was flipped.

Fatty: So what's your favorite color?(:
Guy: Green I guess.
Fatty: NO WAY ME TOO!!!(:
Guy: I fucking hate green.
Fatty: Um..what do you think of Brooke? She's like my best friend. :)
Guy: I think she's an ugly whore.
Fatty:... :'(
Dick Switch by Eulogy Jones November 29, 2011

Nintendo Switch 

A console made by Nintendo. It is designed to be fun with many games like Super Mario Oddysey, and Pokemon Let's Go Eevee! The Nintendo Switch has two controllers that are detachable. The Nintendo Switch is
a console for fun, and Nintendo also lets you buy a Pro Controller, or more Controllers.! WOW!
The Nintendo Switch may seem expensive, but I think it is AMAZING!
Nintendo Switch by Cate Unicorn February 25, 2019

Flicking the Light switch 

A term used to describe a woman masturbating equivalent to slang for male masturbation such as "wrestling the one eyed monster"
"Sheila is so tired, she was up late all night watching guy on guy porn and Flicking the Light Switch!"

Flipping Her Switch 

1. Making a girl shit by fucking her in the butt. When you go too deep it triggers a nerve and makes her lose control of her bowel.
Oh did you hear about the Smith brothers flipping her switch?
Flipping Her Switch by RA RA RAWR November 23, 2009