smelling salt

A maneuver in which you have sex with somebody who is unconcious WITH THE HOPE THAT your doing so will revive them.

Note: this is different from something like sleepysex, in that your goal is to fix the situation rather than exploit it.

(Named after medicinal smelling salt, which produces such a potent smell that it can awaken an unconscious person.)

"I've tried everything I could think of, but the patient is still out cold."
"Hold on, doctor, there's still one thing you didn't think of...." (pulls down pants)
"Ah, yes, give her some smelling salt."

by the letter d November 13, 2007

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Sterling

A SELFISH CONCEITED DOUCHE BAG WHO WILL FLATTER YOU AND TELL YOU WANT TO HEAR TO GET HIS WAY WITH YOU! STAY AWAY FROM THIS ASSHAT. HE MIGHT SEEM REALLY SWEET AND CUTE AT FIRST BUT ACTUALLY HE'S HEARTLESS AND WILL BREAK YOUR HEART JUST FOR A EGO BOOST. PS HE THINKS HIS DICK IS GOD'S GIFT TO WOMEN, BUT IN REALITY IT'S SO REPLACEABLE IT NOT EVEN FUNNY.

SALLY: WOW LOOK AT HIM, HE A HOTTIE BUT LOOKS LIKE A DOUCHE BAG.
BAILEY: OH YEAH! STAY AWAY FROM HIM.. HE A FUCKING STERLING!

by itbrittanybitch May 5, 2014

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stalling

The act of masturbating in a stall. School stalling occurs during gym class or a study hall. Lunch is the most common time though. Stalling in an office setting can happen during a lunch break. It is disgusting to most people because of the public setting.

Me: Yo JO was in there again making ugh....ugh...ugh noises again.
Friend: He is masturbating again. We should give it a name:
Me STALLING!!!!! lol

by themaster123456789 May 24, 2010

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Sterling

A small town in the absolute middle of nowhere in Connecticut. It is a place where inbreeding is not only common, but accepted. Full of rednecks and people who look like they belong on death row. In the town resides two campgrounds, well three if you count a nudist colony as one. Some say its the water, others assume its the genetics. The world may never know. But mostly the world will never care.

Rachel: Wow, that couple looks alot alike.
Becky: Yeah, almost like siblings.
Rachel: Whatever, they're probally Sterlingers.

by Blahblah328 October 16, 2008

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