rapper status 

To be a baller. Having chains and money out the ass. Reppin your hood, going hard, and making paper. Any type of hustle can bring you to rapper status.

That dude is straight rapper status.

rapper status by KnifeS757 May 3, 2009

dog status 

The status one achieves when they have had sexual intercourse

Barry: Yo Tom, how was that party last night? You got dog status?
Tom: aww yeeeeaa

dog status by suave45 May 14, 2012

facebook status 

A thing on facebook that tells the world what you are thinking about at the moment. Most of the time it is filled with a bunch of shit from whiny emo kids and spoiled brat teenage girls that worship their cell phone more than God. And once in a while a college hangover or some "hard" homework assignment to bitch about lets say you have to read pages 349-427 in your history book. Big deal.

But sometimes you have something interesting worth talking about, such as I got a new Ford Mustang but 98% involves pissing and moaning. Worst with women with PMS.

Typical facebook status updates: I lost my phone :(

New phone :)
Call me or text me...I'm bored :(
:'(
FML :'(
Had a kickass partay last night
I love McDonalds
Dear phone, please come back!anni
What you don't see too often:
Learned a few song on m guitar today

facebook status by Kyle 230 May 15, 2010

Cody Status 

The point of popularity where a person knows all people around, and or nearby, in the vicinity, or within a three hundred mile radius. The extent of this popularity reaches out to people, things, and animals of cities and states around america, and countries around the world; To know everyone.

"Hey gurl, lemme get ya number so i can up my cody status."
"Slap!"

"Dude I know every person in this stadium. I can't find one unfamiliar face."
"Your on serious Cody Status bruh."

"I got like 25 numbers at that party tonight!"
"Aww, I see you tryna up ya Cody Status."
"Hell yeah!"

Cody Status by blu penguin January 21, 2011

mac status 

is when someone doesnt even need to make moves on someone becuase there so mac that the people come to them. better than pimp status because pimps have to work

she doesnt even need to try anymore, shes got full on mac status

mac status by liziface September 25, 2007

Pro Status 

1. n. The ability of someone to completely pwn his particular job.

2. n. To be so professionally capable at one's particular skill as to make the attempts of others to imitate you make them appear as retarded, thumbless, knucle-dragging apes.

Since Miguel is Pro Status he can take his wife's phone call while recieving head from his whore!

Pro Status by AthiesticDiety April 20, 2009

post traumatic status disorder 

The sense of anxiety one feels after posting a new status to one's Facebook timeline. Generally induced by the fear the status won't garner enough Likes, won't be seen by the right people, or doesn't properly craft one's image.

Michael suffered from post traumatic status disorder when his photo of dinner at The French Laundry only got 7 Likes.

post traumatic status disorder by Mattfouz October 1, 2013