Squanto

When a women squats and puts one fist in her vagina and one fist in her asshole and shakes her fists till she cums.

Last night I was watching my girl friend Squanto till she came all over the floor.

by JJarias March 8, 2010

squallies

The cops

Yo let's break, I hear the squallies.

by BuddhaAuk March 5, 2014

Squall

the climax or peak of a guy bustin a nut

ahhhh open your mouth ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
im squallin

by jamie motherfuckin prewitt October 17, 2007

Squall Nut

To place ones testicles in another's ass.

Yo, im about to squall nut this bitch after she licks my balls.

by b0ricua March 26, 2004

hoboken squat cobbler

Hoboken Squat Cobbler involves a naked man sitting down on a pie and wiggling around. Crying may or may not be involved. It’s a fetish.

I had my Hoboken squat cobbler videos stolen

by mcallirm May 26, 2016

Squat Cobbler

It's when a man sits in pie and wiggles his penis around wearing a costume. Occasionally the man starts tearing up, therefore it's known as Crybaby Squad.

One might also stumble upon one of these definitions:
Hoboken Squat Cobbler
Full Moon Moon-Pie
Boston Cream Splat
Simple-Simon-The-Ass-Man
Dutch Apple Ass

(originated by the character of Saul Goodman in a television series "Better Call Saul")

SIMON: Bro, did you hear what Angela caught Patrick doing last night?
ALEX: No, what?
SIMON: He was sitting in a freaking apple pie wiggling his dick in cinnamon while wearing a Power Rangers outfit.
ALEX: Wow, what a squat cobbler, that guy.

by Clarkinator July 28, 2016

prairie squat

The act of defecating outdoors.

"I was at a bonfire last night and I totally had to Prairie Squat and wipe with leaves"

by Drozz July 21, 2005