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scrotem yodeller

Highly specialized oral musician native to the hills of central Nevada. Hit songs include "scrotel","gurgle",and "grgrrgg"
He was the best darn scrotem yodeller this side of fallon!
by loigenstein April 20, 2009
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Scrotal Dementia

definition of scrotal dementia is.. when your balls are losing their mind and they can no longer think for themselves.
dude 1.what happened to Jack the other day

dude 2. idk man.. i think he was diagnosed with scrotal dementia. He hasn't left his house in a few days after diagnosis.

dude 1. man.. that sucks.. i would have to have scrotal dementia.

dude 2. yeah man.. i didn't even think it was possible to get scrotal dementia.. but i guess it is!
by Mark Zaney January 7, 2013
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Related Words

scrotch

(verb) a portmanteau word of the words "scrotum" and "scratch" (or "crotch" and "scratch"); i.e., the act of scratching one's nut sack.
At the end of the day, Jerome like to kick back in front of the tube, crack open a PBR and slip his nut-sack out the side of his tighty-whiteys to do some serious scrotching; he found that that helped alleviate the day's stresses.
by Scrotey-G September 15, 2009
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Scrotarded

(v.) To be so confused after receiving an asswhoopin, one cannot find the sac that once carried their balls.
That scrotarded n00b left his itchy sac fat on teh wall after he got pWn3D by my gloc.
by OPTIMEGUS December 13, 2008
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scrotched

Dude, that shit is scrotched
by <J> August 26, 2007
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scrotem mouse

hey you've got a scrotem mouse!
by spongeboobe July 4, 2008
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Scrotal clamps

Two cup-shaped linked objects that squeeze testicles together.

Scrotal clamps are often ornamental items for the mantlepiece or the deep freezer, where these inconspicious items - often silver - hauntingly nest.

Gentlemen that prefer S&M discreetly can wear them during tight business meetings to further enhance humiliation.

Or as punishment for a torn förhudsros or lost precious kandelbär.
"Darling will you get me an egg cup - no not my scrotal clamps - just an egg cup please?"

"He squirmed as he realised the scrotal clamps were fresh from the freezer".

"Like acupuncture, his tight scrotal clamps helped him overcome being fired."
"Worn out förhudsros and heavy kandelbär - he realised he might as well enjoy some scrotal clamps at brunch."
by Snurrgurkan May 18, 2009
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