love smelling

when you crush more than orange soda.
(aka when you have a bunch of crushes at the same time/are crushing on almost everyone. whoops)

Person A: You have waaay too many crushes.
Person B: Nah, man, I'm just love smelling.

by mikeymisfitstee February 17, 2017

piss smelling person

Quite literally somebody who smells like piss and is pathetic. Often also has greasy hair, a pathetic voice and uses comebacks such as fat, to try and make themselves feel better for being so pathetic.

Omg look at Josh, hes such a PSP
Play Station??
No you twat, a Piss Smelling Person

by OdoriferousBroccoli September 29, 2017

Jaylen Snelling

A failure at life with mental health problems, Jaylen Snelling is a friendless child. He always likes to act ghetto in an attempt to be cool and he gets suspended at least once a week. In addition to getting suspended from school, the main reasons he get suspended are for trying to fight a fellow student, bringing a dangerous weapon, or for bringing illegal drugs.

He also has disgusting hair and tries to make fun of other students for no reason. His main attire features a fedora, trench coat, snow boots, and a fake Gucci belt.

Occasionally hanging out with other troublesome kids, Snelling will threaten ANYONE. Including his associates.

Guy 1: “Remember that one kid who always made fun of everyone for no reason?”
Guy 2: “Oh yeah, that’s Jaylen Snelling.”

by HackingSpecialist May 9, 2018

savage selling

The act of typing the price of something you brought at a garage sale into a inflation calculator and the date it was made, getting the price, and selling that same object for that price.

Ah, the sweet smell of savage selling!

by Shocken 2 November 18, 2018

Beef Swellington

When the vagina is so swollen from over-use that it resembles a vertical piece of beef surrounded by hairy fixins, like it was dropped on the floor of a salon before consumption

I was all set to hook up with Gloria but I didn’t know she was a WHORE whore. Her vagina was so worked up that it would be considered a delicacy in 3rd world countries. Beef Swellington is the culinary term but is also considered an insult amongst privileged society.

by Dig Nitty April 9, 2019

Self-Selling

(verb) To put a friend’s, relative’s or your own name on Urban Dictionary just to buy merchandise with that definition and give it to someone as a gift or to buy it for yourself.

“I’m just self-selling so I can get a gift for my friend.”

by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021

Sea shelling

When your asshole is so open you can hear the ocean.

Old girl got game Bang so hard she was sea shelling on both holes.

by Big Bill Will McCall April 22, 2021