Shlong

Big penis

Asians have small shlongs

by Lol6969suclmec0k January 18, 2018

Shlong

Short super long

Yo have you seen my beanie
Oh the shlong one

by Shlongbelike January 25, 2018

SHLONG

Long sausage

“Yo look at that German SHLONG”

by Jade0907 February 16, 2018

Shlong

male sexual genitalia, which is absaloutly enormous in every which way, length and diameter, like a human elephant penis.

Did you here... Andy's got an absolutely enormous shlong of a penis.

Coh I know it's massive.

by Holyfuckingwillisboi May 22, 2018

Shlong

A slang word for penis

I have got a massive shlong

by Mr boi May 28, 2018

Shlong Term Memory

A person has a combination of short and long term memory.

Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.

Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.

Me: But it's due in like an hour.

Gordon: What's due in an hour?

Me: Damn you got that shlong term memory.

by MountedGeneral June 30, 2018

slong binged

When you hit a baseball with someone’s dick.

Sage Wong slong binged with his annoying emo brother Vincent Wong

by Sage Wong May 9, 2018