sober as a jaybird

Meaning comes from the Beatles song "JayBird" & the Blue meanies.. Simply stating.. yeah man, I'm sober as a JayBird.. In the most sarcastic way possible.. Meaning I'm not sober at all..

Sober as a Jaybird sober bird

by Melania Love July 29, 2015

California Sober

No booze, but weed and cocaine don't count.

I mean, he's sober, but like California sober.

by Chef Tione January 5, 2020

sober irishman

A www.songfight.org contender. He spans all styles, including Irish, jazz, hip hop, punk, and more.

Go check out The Sober Irishman at www.songfight.org, and if you like him, vote for him!

The Sober Irishman needs to win a fight!

by tychojim January 12, 2004

California sober

Only drinking and smoking weed without hard drugs

Person 2: “want to snort coke?”

Person 1: “I can’t, I’m California sober now.”

by Girl with a sexy vagina April 11, 2021

sober cobra

A guy that goes to a party sober and prays on intoxicated girls

"Dude Cal hasn't had one drink but he's going sober cobra on all these girls."

by asapjack September 21, 2014

Soberist

The most pathetic human beings on earth. They believe in soberism and stopping ganja's ways.

I can't believe Luke tapped out on the blunt. He's such a soberist

by Nguyenchominh October 25, 2017

Sobering

Sobering is a person(Female) who literally acts like she is the coolest person because she has admin and power to control people and she has sent nudes so she wouldn't lose rank if she admin abused, she likes to tell death threats to people like saying, "End your life" Etc. This person cannot be trusted and she be erased from the world for wasting our oxygen.

Sobering enters Smite to someone about to win a duel and its against the person she likes

by TheExposingPerson December 2, 2017