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Soggy Socks 

A pair of cum covered socks, used by perverts, furries, and weebs to jerk off again and again until said Digimon evolves into its second form...Crusty Socks. Known to reside in the land of the sheep shaggers and often has a difficult time making quality memes.
Ewww, you sick fuck... I see your pair of Soggy Socks, its got blood on them, the fuck is wrong with you??!!
Soggy Socks by NotoriousHand June 1, 2018

Soggy potato 

Where you fill a hollowed out potato with semen, and use your ladies impregnator.
"Hey babe, you know we want children but I want to try something different." "Let's try this Soggy potato thing I found of the internet, I heard its a very special way to true love as well."
Soggy potato by GingerBigotry July 25, 2018

soggy sandwich 

A game played by males in bording schools, where each one masterbates over a peice of bread until they ejaculate. The last person to ejaculate has to eat the now soggy sandwich
"phil likes to play soggy sandwich with his friends"
soggy sandwich by clever bloke August 12, 2008

Soggy Balls

When your balls are so low, they touch the toilet water when you shit.
Soggy Balls by Poison53 January 25, 2018

Soggy Custard Cup 

The act of screwing a cup of custard
"man I love custard."
"Enough to give it a Soggy Custard Cup?"

Soggy Pillow Rodeo 

When a man sogs on a pillow that's laying on his stomach, then has his wife/girlfriend/mistress etc ride him and the pillow like he's a bull at the rodeo.
Man 1: Dude, my wife and I had a Soggy Pillow Rodeo last night.

Man 2: Did you tape it?
Soggy Pillow Rodeo by jnetleb July 31, 2009