seman seeds

The two things that dangle in a sack below a man's stomach. Otherwise know as Testicular Orbs.

That man has huge seman seeds.

by Mborder2319 May 12, 2017

sleed

to sleep and bleed at the same time, most likely attributed to being cut while asleep

symptoms of sleeding include reddening of sheets, drowsiness unrelated to being asleep, and eventual death if untreated

Oh man, I was having such a good rest until I got stabbed in the neck; I started to sleed all over the place.

by ScottFinnerty October 19, 2009

seedless jerk

A an elitist person (pothead) smokes only sinsemilla which means 'without seeds' in spanish. This type of marijuana is far more potent than schwag or regular marijuana with seeds, as well is more expensive, so sinsesmokers are considered elitest, and thus referred to as jerks. (seedless jerks prefer hydro over any other type of marijuana, but if need be, they will smoke regular pot too.

"That Hajera chick is such a seedless jerk, she only buys grams or 8ths! Dang, she must be a baller!"

regular pothead- Passing a blunt, 'wanna hit this?"
seedless jerk- Pulls out a pipe, 'why don't we taste some of
this kush first?'
regular pothead- you're such a seedless jerk!

Erod- 'yo, nigga, I got some schwiggity'
Haj- 'you KNOW i prefer the female!"
Erod- 'seedless jerk!'

by Hajera December 18, 2007

Seed Hole

Vagina

My bitch's seed hole be tight dawg.

by Crunk Vegas Tech October 5, 2015

Buttered nape seed

Semen that has been inside of a vagina and rubbed on a nape, where it receives sweat in the mix, and often has the consistency of warm butter, hence "buttered".

Good lord! That buttered nape seed was rubbed all over my good pants! It's like a crotch sauce with butter!

by D Clerke July 17, 2004

sheed gaskujem

The act of not being able to type and/or spell on some form of internet correspondence (IRC, IM, forums etc). Can be shortened to just 'sheed'. Sheed gaskujem is used as the response when someone says something particularly incoherent.

XoLeRaS I WNET TO JAHMEKKUH FOR VAYCAYSHUN ONEC AND DAY SED HEY MON AND SO I WUZ LIKE FUQSAQ J0UR ASSCLITSAX RASTANBOOEYZ!!! DEN DEY PUT MUHAYAZZ BACK ON DE PLAYNE HOME..
Cyb sheed gaskujem?

by Cyb February 20, 2003

'Sheed rule

An NBA policy as of the 2006-2007 season which seeks to penalize NBA players for post-whistle argument with NBA officials. It is generally accepted this rule is largely the product of, and aimed at Detroit Piston Rasheed Wallace, known for his colorful behavior on the court.

What was that tech all about?

Damn this new 'Sheed Rule!!!

by Sam Falik March 25, 2007