This is the sexiest sign and gets all there crushes but can be be mean to people on the bad side of them but they tend to be attractive to tarus and cancer
by Jackson Closs March 29, 2020
Get the Scorpio astrology mug.Scorpios are huge sex addicts who likes all kinds of kinky stuff. If you’re on the vanilla side, it’s probably a bad idea to date this sign. You’ll be shocked to find out that he has ropes and handcuffs stored somewhere in his room. They like degrading you sexually to make themselves feel in control - like they do in every aspect of their life. While sex is amazing with Scorpios, you’ll probably need to go to therapy after since they literally diminish you psychologically after that one night.
Therapist: what was so bad about the sex?
Girl: it was amazing. you see, he’s a Scorpio.
Therapist: oh shit. he’s a Scorpio???
Girl: it was amazing. you see, he’s a Scorpio.
Therapist: oh shit. he’s a Scorpio???
by liwv November 8, 2020
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imagine being a scorpio
by Liluzi206 November 22, 2020
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Scorpios are always fat ass bitches with way too much confidence. Chances are if you meet a scorpio they are extremely overweight and confident.
by I Hate Fatties February 7, 2021
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