National Anti-Simp Day

For National Anti-Simp Day you are to avoid close contact with simps. If you see a simp,kick his testicles like a Real Babyback Bitch.

Hey guys,Happy National Anti-Simp Day let's all go home and play games and not worry about those Simps around at the mall.

by Yugo Yagami May 4, 2020

Simp

- a male who ignores bros and goes out of their way to be with a girl
- a male who rejects plans with the boys for the girl

Landen simped for Elbow and dogged the boys.

by Simp Patrol February 24, 2020

Simer

A very loving, generous, and all around awesome person who will make you a deliciously healthy cake for your birthday.

I'm losing weight with the Simer cake!

by degartuo March 9, 2015

simmer down

simmer down- to simmer down is to simmer ones self control and to keep ones peace of mind at a controlled state. the term coined by hockey players has expanded throughought the world.

original founder DZ

simmer down KL

by dzdzdzdz January 18, 2012

Simed Out

A hangover caused by playing to much of the Sims.

I played the Sims 2 all day yesterday, I'm so simed out it's going to take a week to sober up!

by Spyro4President January 3, 2008

Simmeri

SIM.MER.I.
A person who watches tv just for the commercials. 2. only watches for the breaks in between shows. 3. Turns on TV for the programs that are played during the intermission

Person: Are you watching Hannah Montana?

Simmeri: Yes, but im only watching it, to wait for the commercials.

Example 2:

Person: Whats you favourite show?

Simmeri: The mini wheats commercial!

by MrsJonas December 9, 2008

simgetrolisis

when someone called “simge” doesn’t get enough rest and also gets shampoo in her eye it’s a result of Simgetrolisis

alamin: your eyes red
simge: yes because i have simgetrolisis

by simgayisyourmum July 11, 2018