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side hoe

The girl you text after you leave your girls house because you’re alone now and want pics or sex

Usually late at night, or late in the evening
bro who’s that girl you’re texting?

oh that’s just my side hoe
by relatable bitch May 5, 2018
mugGet the side hoemug.

side ear

The designated ear that hears side conversations when people are talking shit about you.
Hey Denise soooo my side ear caught what you were saying. So I'm a bitch huh?
by Chahi0614 December 24, 2016
mugGet the side earmug.

Side Cart

When you’re laying in bed masturbating, and your about to climax so you roll over and cum on one half of your bed, then roll over to the other side and fall asleep
I would side cart but I don’t want the hotel room to smell
by 2JayZ__ August 20, 2022
mugGet the Side Cartmug.

bloody side

The side of a vehicle that is occupied by a person and gets hit by another vehicle.
I was proceeding through the intersection when I noticed the car on my left had almost run there red light. It would have hit me on the bloody side.
by Ace1Aleon September 22, 2013
mugGet the bloody sidemug.

Side apartment

An apartment usually found with its entrance on the side of someone's house, this phenomenon is most commonly found in Staten Island NY (on the south shore) The residents of side apartments usually consist of divorced mothers and dirtbags. Most drive an Infiniti which can usually be found parked illegally ( blocking someone's driveway) on the street. These people are overly tan and sometimes addicted to prescription pills.
Joe: Hey did you hear about mike?

vinny: no, what happened?
Joe: He paid 50G for a brand new Infiniti and 2 days later he was found OD on oxy.
Vinny: where?
Joe: his side apartment in great kills
by Rex'smissingfat July 15, 2015
mugGet the Side apartmentmug.

Side Belting

The act of fat blokes wearing their belts with the buckle to the side so that it doesn’t dig in to overhanging stomachs.
“I have been able to sit up straight in a chair since I started side belting instead of just laying down eating biscuits
by Johngefc June 25, 2021
mugGet the Side Beltingmug.

side cow

A fat girls sidekick fat ass whore freind
There is Becky and her side cow
by metalmaster100 January 19, 2017
mugGet the side cowmug.

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