Shooting From The Dick

Similar to “shooting in the dark” or “shooting from the hip”. When you guess at a particular subject with about as much accuracy as you would have using your penis.

Guy 1: How much did that countertop cost?
Guy 2: About $5,000.00
Guy 1: Are you sure?
Guy 2: I don’t know. I’m just shooting from the dick.

by BlockDoctor December 27, 2019

Shooting day

Schools Shootings are allowed on this day.
Just kidding, you sick fuck.
June 32, cause it doesn't exist!

1: wanna shoot up a school? It's shooting day
2: your sick.
2: Fuck no.

by Yeyeyeydychd May 20, 2021

School Shooting

School shootings are the best thing on earth

School shooting is happening? shoot me please!

by thiefsimulatorgamer99999 November 6, 2022

Hate crime Shootings

1.Supposed "fun" for nationalists against ethnicities such as Asian-Americans, African-Americans/Black, and more
2.A shooting that occurred due to hateful principles or beliefs, especially from hate against a certain group of people
3.A common crime in America that has been rising in the past few years

Hate crime Shootings have become rampant

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 22, 2021

scooshing in a pooper

Scottish Slang, To blow ones glorious man juice right up another's pooper

Man, I nailed a proper dirty last night... I was scooshing in a pooper... The Man juice was just running right back out!!!!!

by pooperscoosher October 17, 2013

Shorting

The act of tall women hunting for short men for sex.

The girls and I from the basket ball team had shorting on their mind!

by GW Bush 13 January 5, 2019

shootering

When one group of people shoots another

Hey man, did you see the shootering that happened in derry?

by sromer February 29, 2020